Official Star Wars: Episode 3 teaser poster
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They gave Anakin a facial scar in the poster.
I guess they're trying to make him look like more of a badass or gritty.
They're going to have to do more, though. They've got a bit of a ways between Episode II's Anakin "I hate sand" Skywalker and total badass Darth "throat crush" Vader.
I haven't been sold on the character build-up so far.
I guess they're trying to make him look like more of a badass or gritty.
They're going to have to do more, though. They've got a bit of a ways between Episode II's Anakin "I hate sand" Skywalker and total badass Darth "throat crush" Vader.
I haven't been sold on the character build-up so far.
Yeah, the Vader mask looks like an angry duck or something.
It looks like Jabba.
Don't like that poster, it looks amateurish.
Looks like Anakin is some hunchback with Jabba on his back.
Don't like that poster, it looks amateurish.
Looks like Anakin is some hunchback with Jabba on his back.
"A Jedi shall not know anger. Nor hatred. Nor love."
Nor love? Since when was that a requirement? Doesn't that kind of fly in the face of the fact that aptitude with the force in the case of the Skywalker clan appears to be hereditary?
I hope the Jedi believed in casual sex, otherwise their fire would have gone out of the galaxy long before Vader would have come along.
Perhaps that's the balance Anakin was supposed to bring to the force, the balance of poon tang. Without it, the jedi would have quickly been unable to wield their lightsabers due to sore wrists.
Or perhaps their well worked wrists gave them superb fighting prowess, but because one wrist was dramatically stronger than the other, they couldn't use two handed light sabres such as Darth Maul.
This prowess meant the defeat of the dark side initially, but since the dark side was weak, this meant there was a lack of babes, the hotest babes are evil -- see James Bond and other things that prove my point.
-- which means their wrist action wasn't as passionately, furiously and vigilantly exercised, leaving them weak, when the dark forces began to stir once more with Palpatine.
However, Anakin soon became powerful on the desert world, as he was left sexual frustrated by Amidala and went absolutely beserk, during his years training, he must have dedicated himself to an incredible amoutn of practice with his "light sabre" not just that he might have been so well endowed with the "force" he needed both hands -- this is why he so quickly went for dual light sabres when fighting Darth Sidius.
This prowess meant the defeat of the dark side initially, but since the dark side was weak, this meant there was a lack of babes, the hotest babes are evil -- see James Bond and other things that prove my point.
-- which means their wrist action wasn't as passionately, furiously and vigilantly exercised, leaving them weak, when the dark forces began to stir once more with Palpatine.However, Anakin soon became powerful on the desert world, as he was left sexual frustrated by Amidala and went absolutely beserk, during his years training, he must have dedicated himself to an incredible amoutn of practice with his "light sabre" not just that he might have been so well endowed with the "force" he needed both hands -- this is why he so quickly went for dual light sabres when fighting Darth Sidius.
Mariner said:
Anakin is an actor? God i did miss a lot then!!
Lucas: Okay Hayden, give us "concerned"...
Lucas: Okayyy - how about "empathy"
Lucas: Hmmm....what about "understands of the meaning of the Force"
Lucas: We're not getting far here.....how about "I'll have a milkshake"?
Lucas: For Yoda's sake, just give me "angry"
Lucas: Angry, not neanderthal! Angry, dammit!
Lucas: Sheesh, let's get him in the Vader costume....
Lucas: Okayyy - how about "empathy"
Lucas: Hmmm....what about "understands of the meaning of the Force"
Lucas: We're not getting far here.....how about "I'll have a milkshake"?
Lucas: For Yoda's sake, just give me "angry"
Lucas: Angry, not neanderthal! Angry, dammit!
Lucas: Sheesh, let's get him in the Vader costume....
Everyone bags on Hayden, but I thought it was Portman's acting that really stunk up Ep2.
Thing that irritates me most about E2 apart from Jar-Jar (curse his bones, arr!) and the bad situation comedy involving C3PO in the robot factory and battle arena is the slow scenes on Naboo. I know they're needed for the story, but it's a bit too sappy for a movie like Star Wars. Hell, I thought the Leia-Luke dialog scene on Endor when they discuss their family stuff was slow and it's not even half as long!
Still, E2 is the third best star wars movie after E5, E4 in my opinion, and it's pretty close to E4 too.
Still, E2 is the third best star wars movie after E5, E4 in my opinion, and it's pretty close to E4 too.
You know, i REALLY REALLY cannot remember what happens in these movies. I have seen them all apart from EP2. I just cannot remember the story, the point of their "adventures", the END, i can't even remember the end.....
And that NEVER EVER EVER EVER happens to me. Even the crappiest movies, i remember them. This one just went in and straight out of my head.
Very strange.
And that NEVER EVER EVER EVER happens to me. Even the crappiest movies, i remember them. This one just went in and straight out of my head.
Very strange.
Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.
Legend
John Reynolds said:
When a significant portion of the actors are crap (especially when they have been a lot better in other movies) the blame has to be laid at the director's feet. I'm sure it wasn't Hayden who decided that Anakin should be played as a sulky, pouting teenager.
WhiningKhan
Regular
london-boy said:
If you don't know or remember, it is sufficient to assume that the end involves some sort of huge space space station with terrible destruction potential, a gigantic fleet assaulting that station without success, a good guy sneaking near the reactor core to give it a blast, hasty retreat, big explosion and finally a corny celebration with smiling heroes receiving medals.
Bouncing Zabaglione Bros. said:
I have no problems with Hayden as a pouting teenager. It fits the tone of the character; Obi-Wan and the other Jedis are his restrictive parents. In comes Sidious as the foil of these prison-wardens, a liberator, a role traditionally played by leather-jacketed, cigarette-smoking actors.
It works well. Hard to see how else Anakin would be corrupted by the dark side...
