Florida Man Strikes Again!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wir...-man-stole-bulldozer-ran-biden-signs-73833210
Florida man stole bulldozer, ran down Biden signs

 

Florida Man, Thinking He Hears a Home Intruder, Shoots and Kills His Pregnant Wife

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...-his-pregnant-wife/ar-BB1aJrQb?ocid=Peregrine

Awakened about 1:30 a.m. Wednesday by a noise outside of his bedroom, a Florida man reached first for the woman who lay beside him and, believing she was there, then reached for his handgun.

 

Looks like Darwin at his best.

Sorry could not resist.

 

That's 1st ballot HOF Darwin award. Beautiful

 

Its a tragedy like that south african runner pretorious
I wouldnt be surprised if we find out he has a new girlfriend

 

Florida man punches cab driver, screams ‘I’m Rick James, b--ch!’

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...river-screams-i-m-rick-james-b-ch/ar-BB1bxj5S

He’s a super freak.

A 6-foot-3, 300-pound Florida man was arrested after he allegedly punched a cab driver, then danced in the street yelling, “I’m Rick James, b--ch!”

The suspect, Paul Kijek, also shouted, “You white motherf--kers,” before he was arrested just 2 miles from his Clearwater, Fla., home over the weekend. A Pinellas County arrest affidavit identified the 50-year-old as a white male.

According to police, witnesses at Back Bar and Lounge stopped Kijek from driving home from that venue “due to his level of intoxication” shortly after 4 a.m. Sunday.

When a taxi arrived to pick him up, Kijek allegedly got inside, began yelling at the driver, then punched him from the backseat. He then jumped into the street doing what appeared to be his impersonation of comedian Dave Chappelle, who used the phrase “I’m Rick James, b--ch,” when impersonating the late “Super Freak” singer. James died in 2004.

Kijek was charged with simple battery and released on $600 bond, according to The Smoking Gun.

 

Cocaine it's a hell of a drug

 

Florida Man Hurls Golf Clubs at Cars, Punches Trooper

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...t-cars-punches-trooper-police-say/ar-BB1ccNK9

A Florida man was subdued with a stun gun after allegedly throwing golf clubs from a van at other moving vehicles on an interstate before attacking a state trooper.

North Port man Jonathan Edward Day, 41, was hit by a stun gun while resisting arrest when troopers caught up with him, according to Florida Highway Patrol (FHP).

Troopers received reports of the clubs being tossed from a work van traveling northbound on Interstate 75, near the 240 milepost, around 1:13 p.m. on Thursday.

After stopping a van near the 265 milepost at Fowler Avenue, the driver allegedly confronted a trooper with another golf club.

Despite complying with the trooper's instruction to drop the club, the driver then punched the trooper and grabbed his radio, officials said.

Around that point, the trooper used a stun gun to subdue the suspect, FHP added.

Day was later charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence and throwing a deadly missile from his vehicle, in addition to possession of marijuana, controlled substances and drug paraphernalia.

 

Florida man wrestles alligator to save his dog (abcactionnews.com)

Well, still not the smartest thing to do, but at least it wasn't stupid for the sake of stupid.

Regards,
SB

 

And to be fair, Florida is an equal opportunity state. Enter Florida Woman.

Nearly naked Florida woman arrested after leading police on 110 mph chase – WSB-TV Channel 2 - Atlanta (wsbtv.com)

Regards,
SB

 

That was 100% the smartest thing to do. If something tries to eat your 8 month old friend, you distract, fight, or kill the bastard.

 

This time it's a naked florida woman