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"Yes, it is true. As part of our standard and ongoing process of analyzing repair data, we recently noticed a higher than usual number of units coming in for repair." – Microsoft spokesperson
Now that's funny -- not that some nameless figure hid behind the Internet the whole time, but that some of you actually believe it.
Here's a more credible newsbyte.
"After each Xbox 360 rolls off the line, it undergoes two hours or so of automated testing and five minutes of manual testing before being packed into a plane or a 40-foot-long ship’s container. Back at Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond, Wash., Mr. Holmdahl keeps a database chronicling the genealogy of every Xbox 360, including where it was made and shipped and exactly which parts are in it, so that any problems can be traced quickly." – The Wall Street Journal