Unit01 said:
Well i meant "Do nvidia offer new WHQL drivers on their website?"
"Unknown, Captain. Long-range scanners indicate the WHQL object is bathed in a type of radiation which indicates its origin somewhere out of a continuum time line, circa..."
"Yes, Spock?"
"...early 21st-century, Captain. My best approximation would be that the WHQL object hails from the year 2003, although at this range, and calculating for distance and distortion, I will regrettably postulate an error differential of six months to either side of that estimate."
"Spock, is the object hostile?"
"Unknown, Captain. Scanners indicate no active weaponry of any type with which this computer's data banks register familiarity. However, I cannot vouch for either the integrity or the accuracy of this computer's information set relative to early 21st-century weaponry, specifically as it pertains to WHQL operational circuitry. Furthermore..."
"Spock?"
"Yes, Captain?"
"I really wish you'd do something about your ears."
"I beg your pardon, Captain?"
"Oh, it's just that all of that green Vulcan mold cascading out of your ears makes looking at you from the side difficult at times. Help yourself to a Q-Tip if you like--plenty of them in my cabin."
"Captain, I--"
"While you're at it, Jim, why don't you have him splash on a pint of your Argelian cologne, too! I don't think the green-blooded jackass has had a bath in a month!"
"Bones! That will be quite enough, this is not the time or the place--Spock, what's wrong!"
Spock collapses to the deck in a lifeless heap.
"Bones, see to him!" McCoy darts with superhuman speed to the crumpled form of Spock and initiates a medical scan.
"Well, the tricorder is pretty reliable and it tells me--I don't really know how to tell you this--He's dead, Jim. I'm sorry."
"But what happened? What on earth---"
"I'm not fully certain of these readings, Jim, but off hand I'd say that now we've really got a reason to doubt the old saying, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones...'"
"'--but words will never hurt me.' Yes, yes--I know the saying well, Bones. Good grief, this is horrible!"
*Tune in next week for the exciting premiere of "The Search for Spock!"*