Halo 5: Guardians [XO]

[milk]

Can't tell if you guys are making this shit up, or if your guy's lives are trully this boring.

-I'm just joking guys, don't get angry at me.

 

[Scott_Arm]

Does Master Chief poop?

 

[Laa-Yosh]

Can't tell if you guys are making this shit up, or if your guy's lives are trully this boring.

I was doing this research for work. Honestly.

And this web searching stuff is also very dangerous sometimes, like with Mass Effect...

 

[Laa-Yosh]

Does Master Chief poop?

You know I was wondering about both that and the eating part sometime ago. I mean yeah it shouldn't be such a big issue with even 48-hour long missions, but then the guy is n his armor practically all the time...

 

[Clukos]

Maybe, you know, his armor is properly equipped for such needs

 

[Deleted member 11852]

This video is best viewed with the sound from the video muted and replaced with the Power Rangers theme tune. Trust me on this

 

[Scott_Arm]

Maybe, you know, his armor is properly equipped for such needs

It would probably take a really long time to get that armour off, so it would be a lot easier if he just pooped his pants. Astronauts wear diapers in their suits, don't they?

 

[iroboto]

It would probably take a really long time to get that armour off, so it would be a lot easier if he just pooped his pants. Astronauts wear diapers in their suits, don't they?

Go to 7 min 23 seconds.

 

[Laa-Yosh]

Maybe, you know, his armor is properly equipped for such needs

Yeah, well the fremen had stillsuits that were a lot smaller and without a fusion reactor, so maybe we can look over this... issue.

Astronauts wear diapers in their suits, don't they?

Yeah but they also get to take off the suits after something like 12 hours max

 

[Laa-Yosh]

Go to 7 min 23 seconds.

Yeah, well, that was mostly improvised

 

[AlNom]

He could be on a diet low on fibre too.

 

[Cjail]

Aren't Spartans genetically modified?!
I mean Chef's metabolism could be so effective that everything he eats is 100% absorbed by the intestine, that would mean no "waste" so no faeces.
Humans sweat to reduce body temperature but he might not need it if the suit cools him down or if the metabolism is so perfect.

 

[iroboto]

I believe he still eats rations. Where those rations are kept are beyond me

 

[AlNom]

Aren't Spartans genetically modified?!
I mean Chef's metabolism could be so effective that everything he eats is 100% absorbed by the intestine, that would mean no "waste" so no faeces.

The procedures were rather invasive, but they didn't alter their ability to break down various fibre products.

Humans sweat to reduce body temperature but he might not need it if the suit cools him down or if the metabolism is so perfect.

The body suit handles the temperature stuff (magic gel layer).

 

[Cjail]

They were given some booster juice concoctions to enhance their physiology, but they didn't alter their ability to break down various fibre products.

Nanomachines!?
I mean in MGS nanomachines do everything from releasing hormones, to heal wounds.

Also he might just eat super energetic pills that are engineered to be of easy absorption.
One pill = ten days of energy, 200000% muscles grow, 0.2 grams of "waste".
I trademarked those A-steroids

 

[iroboto]

Well anyone here on soylent? I hear you don't need to defecate for like a week or so. Perhaps the Spartan rations have no left overs. So if your on the field that's all you need. Water can be recycled and cleaned

 

[AlNom]

So... a senzu bean.

 

[dobwal]

Currently feces can be recycled into meat. 500 years is probably enough time to develop a real time process that fits into a 1000lb piece of armor.

At least that would answer the question, "Where are the rations kept".

In his ass.

 

[Laa-Yosh]

Okay, that's all good and well... but...what about the tears??

 

[BadTB25]

Well this thread turned into crap