Xxx is dead-grammatical and linguistical weirdness!

[Guden Oden]

That's how we often say it, when someone has died; Xxx is dead.

But, if you're DEAD, how can you BE anything?

Think about it! It's quite the paradox, really.

 

[blakjedi]

Death is a state of being...

Kinda like there is no such thing as 0.... but there is!

 

[_xxx_]

Whazzup here?

 

[Farid]

Whazzup here?

It seems that you're dead. Maybe you didn't know?

But, if you're DEAD, how can you BE anything?

You can be, at least, dead.
_xxx_ seems able to post on the interweb, too.

 

[Guden Oden]

Here's a funny movie about a schizo dog: CLICKME

(Possibly work-unsafe ads, but wtf, you should be working while at work anyway, I shouldn't have said anything and just let your boss fire your lazy ass! )

 

[CosmoKramer]

Yeah, wth was up with that dog

 

[Sage]

Whazzup here?

thats what i was thinking when i read it! i was like "nooooooooooooooo! now who'se going to answer me questions about my cars software!?!?!?"

 

[London Geezer]

Not being is being. Just because you're not, it doesn't mean you can just not be. I am.

 

[Jimmers]

Not being is being. Just because you're not, it doesn't mean you can just not be. I am.

unless you're NULL

 

[_xxx_]

Whazzup here?

It seems that you're dead. Maybe you didn't know?

But, if you're DEAD, how can you BE anything?

You can be, at least, dead.
_xxx_ seems able to post on the interweb, too.

Well, maybe I'm just a product of some script kiddie... all simulated and such. How would you explain the weirdness otherwise?