They changed engine
again?
I mean it sure does look pretty but
Weapons wear out now too.
and bs like
Someone wrote a text summary:
Hygiene/Shower Mechanic - You need to shower, or else you are more likely to catch diseases and suffer penalties. Wearing dirty equipment and using dirty weapons speeds up rate at which you get dirty. Ships with showers built in will be required for long distance exploration as your character may die if you travel too far/long without a shower
How is this shit supposed to be
fun?
Citizencon 2052: Home economics gameplay loop enabled, with the new Starching and Ironing module excitingly find the balance between 7 variables to perfectly press & seam your space shirts & collars.
If you use too much steam your iron may explode and set your ship on fire.
Move the iron too slow
Too little heat and your clothes will be creased: you'll be unable to enter the hoity-toity parts of stations and you'll have no success with the ladies in the long promised boom--shakalaka module
Sorry, boom-shakalaka pushed back to at least 2110 to incorporate this new feature but pledge now $10,000 per inch while stock is available to secure your adequacy!
Citizencon 2348: Indentured slave gameplay loop enabled, when captured by a boarding party you will be required to serve at least 5 years of realtime gameplay as an indentured slave literally shovelling excruciatingly detailed nested, containerised, streaming, steaming heaps of
by manual mouse movement.
Lead a slave uprising! Convince your friends to yell 'I'm Spartacus' shortly before you are all crucified by your master, fun!
The bulk of the development team is focused on SQ42.
I'm sure they are & definitely not rushing to make sure the
Pergals generic non-copyrighted-space-whales are in the definitely-not-highly-scripted-'gameplay'-video in time for
Ashoka Citizencon hype.
Ugh man, I ranted again. I wanted to stop coming here periodically & just saying negative stuff
I was on the website within a few hours of the first announcement, back when it was just a countdown timer because I was excited about a new Chris Roberts space game in a time when space-sim stuff was considered a totally dead genre.
Some of this stuff is genuinely pretty amazing & exciting, I periodically come in here watch some videos then go to the website with a plan to buy a cheap ship so I can check it out but then I recoil at the horror & bullshit monetisation and remember why I never did before