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Looks good, but god was the script awful. Badly paced, with characters who's motivations, actions and personalities make no sense and change all the time, stuff happens with no reason or explanation, etc. There's no one you care or sympathise with, and people do dumb, life threatening things all the time. Full of plot holes and cliches, and people being incredibly stupid.
If you look at the documentary, you notice that the script was essentially written ad-hoc, by committee, with Ridley constantly ordering changes to things he did not like, requiring re-writes of lines whose wordings were unfavorable, or rewrites of entire scenes. There seems to have been no fundamental, original idea of the plotline, and instead everything was winged as they progressed. Such a situation rarely turns out favorably. "The Fugitive" with Harrison Ford, was such a movie, which according to some interview I read years ago was being re-written as they were shooting it, but it turned out to be great. IMO anyway. An exception to the rule; Prometheus isn't one of those however...

The worst scene in Prometheus (amongst a bunch of bad, illogical ones) is
when they send "50 amps" (lol) through the head of that dead engineer, which logically ought to have dessiccated millennia ago to "fool the nervous system into thinking it's alive"...
Holy crap. Who thought that shit up?

It's a visually very impressive movie however, and I'm willing to forgive it for much of what is wrong with it just for that fact. It has (IMO, anyway) a lot of mood, and there is a deep realism embedded in those visuals as well. The sets of the Prometheus itself are exquisite, the visual effects are masterful.

That I have to turn off parts of my brain in order to watch the movie is a bit of an inconvenience though.

And I'm someone who thought that Aliens 3 and AvP were not that terrible (if not that good), though nowhere near the class of Alien or Aliens.
Agree with you there. I actually rather liked AvP when I saw it, except for that it felt much too short.
 
It is kind of a bad thing to say that AvP made sense for what it was. It was internally consistent and its plot didn't have any real issues. It worked, even if its not the pinacle of film making, it was what it was. Prometheus was just a big wtf. Maybe at some point it looked good as just a plot synopsis, but the way the entire thing was developed was just rediculous. I expected it to be bad, but geeze, it was awful as far as I am concerned. It has almost no redeeming qualities, especially the script. It seems like just a bunch of random scenes thrown together designed to put the crew in danger/kill them. The deaths seemed senseless and meaningless. To me there was like no tension being built up. Things just happened. Even the jump from the opening scene with the Engineer to on the ship seems strange.
 
The worst scene in Prometheus (amongst a bunch of bad, illogical ones) is
when they send "50 amps" (lol) through the head of that dead engineer, which logically ought to have dessiccated millennia ago to "fool the nervous system into thinking it's alive"...
Holy crap. Who thought that shit up?
Haha, wow. Holy crap indeed. That ranks up there among the Earth being cooked by infrared radiation because the magnetic field was going to shut down...

Agree with you there. I actually rather liked AvP when I saw it, except for that it felt much too short.
I did as well. It was a bit hokey and formulaic, but I don't remember any severe "holy crap" moments like the one you mention above. Granted, it's been a number of years since I saw it...
 
It is kind of a bad thing to say that AvP made sense for what it was. It was internally consistent and its plot didn't have any real issues. It worked, even if its not the pinacle of film making, it was what it was.
I agree. It's kind of a 1980s Volvo stationwagon of action movies; reliable workhorse, not the prettiest-looking, or the classiest, but dependable and practical. :D Nothing really wrong with it as far as I can recall (it was years since I last saw it), except as I mentioned that I felt it was a bit short. If they'd had more money and able to add maybe 20 more minutes of good-quality scenes maybe that would have helped, or maybe it wouldn't.

Aliens, in comparison, has such a well-crafted cast with awesome personalities and great actors. The environments are tight and claustrophobic, and the overall mood is just plain creepy and scary. When Ripley and Hicks go to rescue Newt and cut her out from under the metal grating, and then retreat back up the elevator... That whole sequence is just full of tension and suspense, with a masterful shock moment towards the end.

Then there's a brief period of relief when they, the last two survivors, join up with Bishop and see the dropship come in for a landing, before we realize Ripley's gearing up to wade back in there... That movie really can't be surpassed, IMO. It's already up there at the very top. You could match it, possibly, but not even Jim Cameron's been able to do that. AvP is maybe in the best form it possibly could be, and adding to it or changing things might unstabilize the whole thing...

I expected it to be bad, but geeze, it was awful as far as I am concerned. It has almost no redeeming qualities, especially the script.
I liked - as in REALLY liked - Fassbender's performance. Even though it was obvious right from the start that he was screwy in the head (psychotic actually, but that takes a little while to show itself), it was still a well-performed act. Idris Elba I didn't even recognize after having seen Thor. And Charlize Theron's always great IMO. One of the most versatile actresses active in hollywood cinema right now.

But the script was fucking crap! Lol.

It seems like just a bunch of random scenes thrown together designed to put the crew in danger/kill them. The deaths seemed senseless and meaningless. To me there was like no tension being built up.
Yeah, well...you do walk into the theatre of that movie with the pre-concieved expectation that pretty much everyone in the cast will die anyway, don't you? So it's hard to really surprise the audience when people start dying on the screen, I'm willing to grant the movie that much leeway.

When the "I like rocks!" geologist takes off from the main group, together with that snake-loving nutter whatever his name and job was...you knew right from the start they were gonna get lost and die. With all the technology they had at their disposal I don't understand how that could happen, they could just have contacted the ship to get guided back out again...but yeah. There you have it. That's a scripting problem.

I did like the fight in the docking bay though. That one was effing freaky. The monster looks...well, dead really, when you first get to see it. And then it turns out quite differently! So that was a cool scene for me anyway. Like, things suddenly go REALLY pearshaped and you don't know exactly how bad it will get by the end of the fight. I like those kinds of moments, there's seldom such scenes in action/horror movies - or rarely successful ones anyway - but when they work it's great. And it worked this time IMO. It's one of the few really working sequences in Prometheus that I have nothing to complain about. ;)

(Of course, Aliens has such a scene too, when the marines are all down under the heat exchangers, trying to rescue the colonists...)

Haha, wow. Holy crap indeed. That ranks up there among the Earth being cooked by infrared radiation because the magnetic field was going to shut down...
Lol wow. That's The Core, isn't it? I never saw that movie, just the concept seemed too dumbfuck stupid to bother wasting any money on.

I wonder why it is that scriptwriters are so profoundly ignorant of the natural sciences if it is like conservatives say, that hollywood is a liberal intellectual elite...? :D
 
Oh and by the way! Anyone seen Skyfall yet?

My 74-year-old dad saw it a few days ago and said it was good. :D
 
I was disappointed with skyfall bad villian, plot holes, unexplained stuff, and 1 gadget, a gun that only he can fire.
 

Another zombie flick here. I hope for moar action and less boring melodrama this time.
Now I'll head up for another L4D head chopping session. :devilish:
 
Hurm. That's a movie version of L4D, pretty much. Too bad I'm not terribly entertained by zombies, but I guess I'll watch it anyway when the time comes.

...Also, anyone else noticed the persistent Apple logo in the corner on that trailer? :LOL:
 
...Also, anyone else noticed the persistent Apple logo in the corner on that trailer? :LOL:

It's there probably because the trailer was first released on apple.com and the youtube version must be made from that mov file.

But in some ways it is fitting ;)
(just kidding, and I also own an iPhone)
 
Another zombie flick here. I hope for moar action and less boring melodrama this time.
Now I'll head up for another L4D head chopping session. :devilish:

At first it looked like a zombie version of War of the World Tom Cruise family style, focused around the impact on a single family, then gets into a crazy epic scale zombie war. I never thought I'd see Brad Pitt in a zombie flick though, shows how hugely popular zombies have become in the last 5 years.
 
Just finished watching the 100th Anniversary release of E.T. on Blu-Ray (confusingly meaning Universal Pictures turning 100, not the movie... :LOL:), and it was a very pleasant experience. Spielberg wisely decided to roll back almost all of the changes done in the bastardized, computer animation-"enhanced", PC-fied remastered special edition that released on DVD a number of years back. The deleted scenes that weren't in the original cut are gone now (and for the better of it I may add.)

Only a few improved special effects shots remain from what I can tell (and the soundtrack, although the original stereo track is also available on the disc), and yes, that means there's real, bona fide SHOTGUNS at the end of the movie, and not god-damned walkie-talkies. YAY for sanity! Now, if only someone could point one of those shotguns at George Lucas so he'd change Star Wars back to where Han Solo shoots first... ;) (Maybe Disney can fix that one for us if it means they can sell another box set of the same movies, I dunno. They do love money, so it's not out of the realm of possibilities.)

The image quality is very good, and of course, the movie is still as moving as it's ever been, thirty years later.

Highly recommended.
 
We bought Space Balls on BluRay the other week. Funnily enough it's one of only 4 BR's in my collection (out of about 40 or so), that has HD 7.1 Audio. Even Transformers 1&2 only had 5.1.
 
Finished The Amazing Spiderman just now. It was kinda meh I must say. It wasn't BAD or anything, just...uninspired. So there's these spiders, at this company, who do nothing except make spider silk. ...And they've been there for like a decade, and if they bite you, you turn into a superhero? Lol, wut. Nobody ever noticed that little side-effect? *boggle*

Doesn't maek much sense to me! Heh.

Oh well. I might as well skip over all the other movie science and physics as well, because going on about it would just make me sound whiny (but there's a lot of times this movie just totally ignores gravity and air resistance, plays incredibly fast and loose with inertia etc)...

Also, there's an AWFUL lot of guys in this movie. Like, 90% of the cast have a johnson, maybe more. And there's an awful lot of white people too, easily 90% there as well. So, not much in the way of gender equality OR ethnic. I think I saw a black dude in there somewhere, but that's probably it. :LOL:

Script- and plotwise, this thing's about as thin as one might expect from a big-budget hollywood action/superhero movie. There's a few things that bug me. Peter Parker is a kind of nerdy bookwormy type character in the initial scenes of the movie, yet he challenges the psychopath jock in the bullying scene early on just to get roflstomped so that he can come back later after he's been empowered and turn tables on the bully. ...Which doesn't make sense. Suddenly the nerd humiliates the alpha male jock and nobody seems to react very much? Also, too much of a repeat of the origins of the Tobey Maguire spiderman. There always has to be a bully who will get owned, does there? Stupid cliches! Also, the badguy is too much of a monster. The whole endfight turns into a computer special effects nonsense fight.

On the whole, this movie's better than Green Lantern, but that's not a very remarkable accomplishment. Denis Leary is the only part I really enjoyed. He was stupid and annoying in Demolition Man, and in this movie he's actually ACTING. And, he's really good, and I didn't even recognize him until the end credits when I saw his name.

I'd rate this thing maybe...6/10 or so. Decidely average. Flawed, but not terrible.

...One interesting thing is that there are both 2D and 3D versions of the movie on the same disc. I've not seen that before on any previous bluray title I own. Not sure how they solved that on a technical level, maybe they limited the bitrate in order to simply fit two copies of the movie back-to-back, but if that's the case it's not noticeable. Picture quality is very very good, even in fast, intense action scenes. Or maybe the movie simply plays just one of the twin video streams in 2D mode, if that is possible. I dunno.
 
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