Movie Reviews 2.0

TinTin is definitely a good one to start with. Was the first 3D movie I saw on my 3D tv (rented). John Carter looks really great too, and because of its variations in settings, both realistic and unrealistic, is a pretty good showcase (which is why I bought it after having rented it). The Avengers was also really nice. I liked Shrek 4ever a lot too, had some smart evocative use of 3D for enhancing emotional interaction with the story, though Puss in Booths, being more recent, probably looks even better.

But TinTin definitely recommended as a test case. If that doesn't look great to you, eitheryour eyes or the display (tech) is broken ;)

Agreed on Puss in Boots. I forgot about that one and in 3D that is a fantastic movie to have too. I have not seen Avengers in 3D yet. I think I get my copy on Oct 1st. I have the 4th Shrek movie too and they did a good job with that too. 3D can be done really well if the filmmakers were paying attention. However, I think 3D works best for CG movies (oh yeah Megamind comes to mind...hehe) than just regular movies.
 
Watched Men in Black 3 today on bluray. I got the 3D version, but couldn't be bothered with the glasses, and the regular version was quite alright as it is. Some scenes i recognize in retrospect were gratuitous fanservice for glasses-wearing audiences with spiny projectiles and whatnot flying straight at the camera and stuff; 3D movies at this stage of evolution is like sampling in pop music was back in the mid-80s; way overdone... :LOL: Oh, and some of the CGI was not very well done, but hey. Still beats bluescreen and stop-motion animation crap from said 80s so we should all be thankful.

Anyhow, it was a pretty tootin' alright action-comedy movie, except DAMN, Tommy Lee's looking old! Put Clint Eastwood next to him you'd have trouble working out who's older! ;) (Ok, maybe not...)

Plot was weak and didn't make much sense of course, it rarely does in these kind of movies (especially in flicks like the Men in Blacks, where you get to cheat however you like with the script by introducing nonsensical, crazy macguffins to save what sad excuse of a plot there is, heh.) Still, what it got was executed well. The actors are seasoned professionals and did a very good job. I was particularly entertained by Josh Brolin's younger version of K; there were some great mannerisms of Tommy Lee's in his performance and I think he did a rather outstanding job actually. He carried a great deal of the movie, and made it considerably...err, well sorry for saying this, but, 'younger and fresher'. *ahem*

As little sense as the plot makes, the humor was great, however. I had a bunch of good LOLs at various points, certain celebs being 'outed' as aliens (Lady Gaga, Mick Jagger etc) is always a barrel of laughs. At least for me. :) The crazy aliens and gadgets are also good, although maybe they third incarnation's aliens don't beat the talking dog from the first movie I dunno. Heh. You can't keep topping yourself all the time though; it quickly gets ridiculous and the movie lands itself in shark-jumping territory so maybe it's for the best?

The badguy, played by whatsisname, was also well done. A suitably disgusting and dislikeable character that got enough screen time to give a nice menacing presence. Not as epic a badguy as in some other hollywood extravaganzas perhaps, but we can't win 'em all. At least it wasn't Mission Impossible 4, where you got to see the badguy in...I think it was all of eighteen seconds, sum total? :LOL: If the badguy had a flaw maybe it was all the weird morphing shit going on with his face. MiB aliens have always been pretty fricken weird, but this was maybe over the top. Oh well. Maybe I'm overanalyzing.

This is a pretty solid, watchable popcorn-type movie. Not an all-time classic, but good entertainment for while it lasts, and there's a bunch of hilarious scenes thrown in for good measure. I'd give this one a 7-ish on my 0-10 scale, where 5 represents an overall average experience (rather than a crap one as is usually the case).
 
Saw Dredd a while ago. Really liked it. Not your typical Hollywood type of movie, and it was much better for it IMO.

Karl Urban was great, as was his rookie sidekick. Lena Heady was good too. I really liked Dredd's last line. No cheesy melodramatics, just a terse "She's a pass". Brilliant.
 
I liked Prometheus but the part where they enter the cave and take off their helmets because the gas mix was ok was moronic considering these are scientists (and almost every choice after that was more stupid... come here pet alien snake!). Yes, lets just inhale whatever particulate or viral/bacterial/fungal microbe. The whole movie was full of this stuff, which, I guess explains what happened to them all ;)
 
Prometheus - 4/10.

Looks good, but god was the script awful. Badly paced, with characters who's motivations, actions and personalities make no sense and change all the time, stuff happens with no reason or explanation, etc. There's no one you care or sympathise with, and people do dumb, life threatening things all the time. Full of plot holes and cliches, and people being incredibly stupid.

The script writers need a serious slapping for this abortion of a movie. Very suprised that Ridley Scott turned out this load of trash. And I'm someone who thought that Aliens 3 and AvP were not that terrible (if not that good), though nowhere near the class of Alien or Aliens.
 
Prometheus - 4/10.

Looks good, but god was the script awful. Badly paced, with characters who's motivations, actions and personalities make no sense and change all the time, stuff happens with no reason or explanation, etc. There's no one you care or sympathise with, and people do dumb, life threatening things all the time. Full of plot holes and cliches, and people being incredibly stupid.

The script writers need a serious slapping for this abortion of a movie. Very suprised that Ridley Scott turned out this load of trash. And I'm someone who thought that Aliens 3 and AvP were not that terrible (if not that good), though nowhere near the class of Alien or Aliens.

Agreed...I wonder myself? How could Ridley Scott release this movie in its form?!?
 
So he can make money from the directors cut, then the extended edition, then the directors cut extended edition and the extended edition directors cut, then the extended edition with deleted scenes, then the extended cut with deleted scenes directors cut, then the remastered version, the remastered version with new ending
just like he did with blade runner
 
So he can make money from the directors cut, then the extended edition, then the directors cut extended edition and the extended edition directors cut, then the extended edition with deleted scenes, then the extended cut with deleted scenes directors cut, then the remastered version, the remastered version with new ending
just like he did with blade runner

Ha ha ha...it is funny, because it is so true :)
 
My first though was that, surely, anything has to be better than Lucas.

Then I read the following words from Bob Iger in the press release with a sense of foreboding:

“Our longterm plan is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years,” he added, noting that the deal came with “an extensive and detailed treatment for the next three movies.”

O.M.G. Looks as though Lucas is actually going to be able to ruin my childhood a third time, even after he's now sold off the franchise!

My advice to Disney would be to completely scrap anything provided by Lucas and his useless lackeys and build something out of the New Republic books, many of which were generally pretty good. Get some of the folks at Pixar involved as well - they (usually) manage to get themselves a good storyline rather than relying on special effects alone.
 
Looks good, but god was the script awful.

There was a scene in there where Shaw was anesthetized and one of the scientists said "she's totally doped up." I actually started laughing.

I literally think of that line whenever the movie comes to mind. I kept hearing people complaining about the script and prayed it wasn't nearly as bad as it wound up being.

Aside from the script, I agree with the lack of motivations throughout the movie. David's, however, were somewhat obvious; Weyland is the all-encompassing evil corporation and every synthetic in an Alien movie, aside from Bishop, is a turncoat.

Also, I found it to be unnecessarily confusing, but I don't expect everyone to agree with me on that. When the Bluray copy hit the shelves, I couldn't help but grimace at the tagline on the back quoting "Questions will be answered!" Yeah. Fuck that.
 
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