I think i might be bi

London Geezer

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I've been thinking lately, and it's happening again and again that i think about having sex with.... urgh.... girls..... and i know it doesn't sound right, but sometimes i just really crave it! It must be something i'm eating.

Sometimes i find it gross, all those things that shouldn't be there and the main thing that SHOULD be there.
And sometimes i just feel like really.. u know... banging the shit out of some really cute girls i see when i go out! It's not right! :oops:
 
london-boy said:
I've been thinking lately, and it's happening again and again that i think about having sex with.... urgh.... girls..... and i know it doesn't sound right, but sometimes i just really crave it! It must be something i'm eating.

Sometimes i find it gross, all those things that shouldn't be there and the main thing that SHOULD be there.
And sometimes i just feel like really.. u know... banging the shit out of some really cute girls i see when i go out! It's not right! :oops:

I'm telling u there is no such thing as a gay man.
 
jvd said:
london-boy said:
I've been thinking lately, and it's happening again and again that i think about having sex with.... urgh.... girls..... and i know it doesn't sound right, but sometimes i just really crave it! It must be something i'm eating.

Sometimes i find it gross, all those things that shouldn't be there and the main thing that SHOULD be there.
And sometimes i just feel like really.. u know... banging the shit out of some really cute girls i see when i go out! It's not right! :oops:

I'm telling u there is no such thing as a gay man.

You should talk.... :LOL: j/k
 
london-boy said:
banging the shit out of some really cute girls i see when i go out! It's not right! :oops:


no its not ;) . you'll have to re-asess your technique for most girls !

-dave-
 
You stay away from them! It's not like there's enough women to go around for us single guys as it is.
 
I think I found out that I'm straight. :oops:
I keep whacking to normal young ladies instead of horses and martians.
 
It's just the nature taking it's course.
It's telling you that you should reproduce, the funny thing is just that you'd rather rear-introduce.

l-b wants to have babies :D how cute :D

By the way: I was asked if I'd be willing to deliver my semen for a lesbian couple. They'd want to have a baby (they've already done one with another gay man) and thought I might be a suitable donator :)
Haven't agreed yet, the thought of it just confuses the hell out of me :? I wouldn't need to acknowledge the baby, if I didn't want to, and it'd be all their child. But still the thought it is just weird to me.
I haven't even asked how they'd want me to deliver it, if the natural way, then no-way!
I don't think my poor sperm would even know where to go there, it has never been on those quarters before :(
 
^ ^ Never? Wow... Even mine went up there many times... So that makes u gayer than me. YAY i'm not the gayest guy on B3D!!! :LOL: :LOL:
 
christ,

that "joke" of clockworks is OFFICIALLY from 1975 by the crappiest of crappy 'working mans club' "comics" ...

-dave-

if bernad manning or ronnie corbett HASNT used that gag then i'll eat my hat :)
 
rabidrabbit said:
I know what's wrong with you.
You're turning into a lesbian transvestite.


Mmmmmmmmm lesbian TV or straight................. let me think.......... No i rather take the straight option.
 
Next time, you're in the mood for female, find a cute one, then give them the ol', no woman can degay a man and I'm sure they'll try. ;)
 
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