how many times have you...?

[Sage]

the 5000+ option seems to have gone poof... just vote the next-highest one

we all remember the "how many people have you slept with" thread so I figure now I should start a "how many times have you had sex" thred.

feel free to post specific numbers if you want 8)

 

[Sage]

~7-8 for me

 

[digitalwanderer]

Wow, I must have lived right...I can quite honestly say I've lost count entirely.

 

[Sage]

there's supposed to be a 5000+ option... where the heck did it go?

 

[_xxx_]

I did cast a vote, but it's none of your business

 

[rabidrabbit]

I've got laid less times than I think I deserved to get laid.

 

[_xxx_]

I've got laid less times than I think I deserved to get laid.

How does one "deserve" to get laid?

 

[London Geezer]

I've got laid less times than I think I deserved to get laid.

How does one "deserve" to get laid?

(Square root * height / dick size) * N. of hair on your head = x

 

[sytaylor]

Crap i put 2-5 meaning the number of people ive been with, as appsoed to the number of times i'v ebeen laid which must be like 1000 or something.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Unless you voted zero.

 

[_xxx_]

I've got laid less times than I think I deserved to get laid.

How does one "deserve" to get laid?

(Square root * height / dick size) * N. of hair on your head = x

No, that's more like "worth getting laid". But you can't "deserve" it IMHO.

 

[_xxx_]

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

Unless you voted zero.

Being an atheist comes in handy sometimes...

 

[rabidrabbit]

According to l-b's scientifically proven formulae I am 334 477.204 f*cks worth.

 

[_xxx_]

According to l-b's scientifically proven formulae I am 334 477.204 f*cks worth.

Losing your hair already?

 

[London Geezer]

According to l-b's scientifically proven formulae I am 334 477.204 f*cks worth.

It has a name you know, it's not just LB's scientifically proven formula.

It's the real Da Vinci Code. The Vitruvian man (the image of a man fitting a square and a circle) was there to prove the formula.

You guys wouldn't know cause u're not Italian.

 

[rabidrabbit]

According to l-b's scientifically proven formulae I am 334 477.204 f*cks worth.

Losing your hair already?

No, big divider.

It has a name you know, it's not just LB's scientifically proven formula.

It's the real Da Vinci Code. The Vitruvian man (the image of a man fitting a square and a circle) was there to prove the formula.

You guys wouldn't know cause u're not Italian.

Makes sense, that would explain why you get better score with a smaller dick

 

[rabidrabbit]

I learned from Da Vinci Code that it is actually true you can guess quite accurately the size of a mans dick by the size of his nose.
Otherwise it was a crap book.

 

[London Geezer]

I learned from Da Vinci Code that it is actually true you can guess quite accurately the size of a mans dick by the size of his nose.
Otherwise it was a crap book.

Trust me, that would be grossly incorrect.

 

[rabidrabbit]

Well of course you can surgically alter the size of either, in which case it would no longer be correct.

And why should I trust you, I'm (a few years) older and wiser and have more hands on experience.

 

[sytaylor]

I learned from Da Vinci Code that it is actually true you can guess quite accurately the size of a mans dick by the size of his nose.
Otherwise it was a crap book.

Trust me, that would be grossly incorrect.

Yeah, l-b has a huge nose