* Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
* Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
* If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
* Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
