IIRC, Hitler isn't reviled in the Middle East like he is in the West. When you don't have an inherent problem with the idea of conquering other countries to establish your empire and Jews aren't exactly well-liked, what makes Hitler so bad? So that wouldn't be stupidity, that would pretty much be a massive cultural difference. And something tells me that being a millionaire in the Arab world does pretty much mean "Whatever I want, I get."
You might notice in the rest of that paragraph that I was pointing that out as an example of
obliviousness, not stupidity... there are plenty of examples of stupidity, but you have to look at it given that it had been in the US for more than half of its life. It apparently never went to college anywhere outside the US... i.e. regardless of anything else, the fact that it was completely unaware that people in the US did view Hitler in a negative light after a good 25 years in the country is stupidly oblivious at best. Also, according to the creature's claims, it was never wealthy before coming to the US and supposedly had to work from the ground up, though most of its stories don't mesh at all, and all indications are that its family
was wealthy prior. The difference is that I've seen various others within its family who do live somewhat ostentatiously, but don't have anywhere the kinds of ego issues.
As I said, there are points that can only be absolute stupidity, but for the most part, it was obliviousness with regards to everything surrounding it. This is present in a lot of its stories in that it never seems to be aware that a lot of the things people say to it are actually reflections on itself.
For instance -- it repeatedly told the story of its application to the engineering grad school at Rice. To which it got a rejection letter rather promptly, which finished with the sentence
"Thank you for considering Rice University, and please do not apply again." And yes, it saved the letter, referring to it as an example of how the school "already knew that I was above them." It seems out of character to me for a university to use that sort of a rejection, but I'm lost as to why someone would deliberately fabricate such a letter at the same time.
If you still remember one of his tales like his survival in labour camps , please share.
The "slave labor camp" story was actually it covering for various prior stories, whenever someone happened to open up a little hole in the creature's stories. So the first time I heard it was when one of the then newer concept artists heard the "washing plates and silverware at McDonald's" story for the first time.
New Guy : Plates at McDonald's?
It : Yeah, you know...
New Guy : They have plates and silverware at McDonald's?
It : Oh... you know what, it was actually an IHOP. That's what it was.
New Guy : Oh... okay.
It : Yeah. Back in Lebanon, with the IHOP and stuff.
Art Director : IHOP had locations in Lebanon back then?
It : Back when? It wasn't that long ago. I'm not that old.
Me : Given how long ago you said you came to the US, that would have made it pretty well over 20 years ago.
It : Oh. Well, the thing is, you know, they can take the name of whatever they want if there's no actual IHOPs there.
Art Director : So you were washing at a copycat IHOP?
It : Well that's what they called it, but it was really a slave labor camp.
Art Director : That's kind of a leap.
It : Y'know... I was doing it for that little while, but then I realized that they were beating me and not paying me.
Me : ................ okay... I guess you can't be fooled by that sort of thing for too long, huh?
It : You bet I can't. I'm smarter than anyone else.
Me : .... yeah...
It : I totally sued their asses and they backed off.
Art Director : Yeah, those slave labor camps are always so mindful of legal repercussions.
Me : That
is the way I would've played it.
It : And they didn't realize that I am an attorney.
Me : (under breath) yeah, neither did you.
New Guy : So... uhhh... I take it you used the money from the lawsuit to start up the construction company?
It : Well, I paid for school here first and then went through a couple of businesses off of that money before I got into construction.
Me : Hmmm... didn't bother to take the bar here?
It : Take a bar? Take whose bar?
Me : Never mind.
My favorite part of that conversation is definitely when our art director spoke of slave labor camps fearing litigation.