Just makes you wish Ed Fries was still running the show.
It makes me wish my phone would ring right now.
ring ring
ringading
"Hello?"
"Hey Crayon, it's Bill."
"Hey fucker, what's happennin?"
"Not too much. Y'know. Busy busy. How bout you? Still mount..."
"Cut the shit, Bill."
"Yeah..."
"What do you need?"
"I need some help with the XBox."
"You don't say. You need help trucking them to the land fill or is it not too late yet?"
"It's not too late I think. I need you to take the reigns."
"That's what I figured. I'm suprised you came around at all, Bill. You're a goddamned disgrace, you know that?"
"I know, Crayon. I know."
"Say it."
"im a goddammed disgrace."
"Allright. Let's look forward. We have work to do. You with me, tiger?"
"*sniff*. yeah."
"Fire that bald assholle and the pointy faced one, too. Have both their offices steamed and burn their shit. Don't worry about decorating just call Ikea and open a tab for me. I'll be there monday. Have alot of Mint Milanos ready. Aff?"
"What?"
"Aff. Affirmative. Yes. Okay. WTF? You threre?"
"Yeah yeah, I'm here."
"We're going to get this XBox thing on track, Bill. You understand me? We're going to make Ken cry. We're going to hurt him. You here?"
"Yes."
"I'll see you monday. Keep your chin up, kid."
*Click*