People had been talking about the DRM issues on the Xbox One -among other stuff- and I would like to mention them in a humorous tone. Some of the suppositions have been hilarious, given Microsoft's silence and their veil of secrecy on the subject.
- Xbox One. Some people wonder why they chose that name for the new console. Microsoft named it Xbox One because it is the original Xbox 1 in its innards. It is the same console. "We have decided to launch it again", said Microsoft. That's why the Xbox 360 gamepads aren't going to work on the new console, but the original Xbox gamepads will work. :smile:
- Microsoft's employees spent a year learning and practicing how to clap and make as much noise as possible during the presentation so people thought that there were like 20,000 people applauding during the Xbox Reveal when there were actually like 4 people clapping. :smile: Some of them lost the lines in the palm of their hands as a consequence of that and the ridges of the lines in the palm of their hands aren't visible anymore.
- The cloud... Microsoft say it is the future. People associate the cloud with something that brings rain and can ruin the crops. There is a going to be a great focus on the dogs in the next generation. The cloud will help to convert the dogs into a bigger animal, like a horse or something like that. Thanks to the cloud next gen is going to be the generation of the dogs (Cesar Millan helped on the development of the console) and the sparks (particles).
- Dedicated servers. Finally people can enjoy dedicated servers on Xbox Live! They are truly dedicated servers. Dedicated to charge money. So yeah, dedicated servers to charge.
- Always online. When you buy a Xbox One, a Microsoft's construction worker will go with you to your home. He is going to make reinforced cement and take both ends of your Ethernet cable and form a patch of cement both in the console's end and the Ethernet output of your router. :smile:
- Used game sales. "The only thing we want is to change the rules of the game, because in the current situation if you sell your game, the only person profiting from that is you, and we don't want this to happen. The only thing we are going to do is inflating the price of used games so it isn't only you profiting from them. Well, this isn't going to be detrimental to anyone. Okay... maybe new games will be cheaper than used games once we do that, and maybe completing and earning a computer science degree and programming your own game is going to be cheaper than buying a second hand game. But anywyays... What's done, is done. We must make the best of it now" said Microsoft. LULZ
- On Kinect spying you in your bedroom at night. And having it all day recording and listening to you... Microsoft mentioned that the always listening mic in your room is a good thing. "People are always complaining about others not listening to them, and now we are listening to them 24 hours a day, and there is nothing wrong with this." said Microsoft.
Thanks to Pexter for his awesomeness and his wild imagination -most of the text is part of a youtube video I decided to transcribe here with some little addition of my own here and there-.
Don't take this as criticism in any way. This is meant in an humorous style.
I don't want to write a thesis, so I will stop here, although I would like to share a video first... "If XBOX ONE were a girl".