PC-Engine said:
Please call the 800 number to resolve your problem.
"Welcome to Sony! Please press one for sales, two for contracts, three to hear about our newest pop album releases, four for home electronics, five for computers and home office, or six for our entertainment division.
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"I'm sorry, please pick one from our following options!"
"Please press one for sales, two for contracts, three to hear about our newest pop album releases, four for consumer electronics, or five for Sony Pictures."
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"I'm sorry, that is not an option!"
"Please press one for sales, two for contracts, three to hear about our newest pop album releases, four for consumer electronics, or five for Sony Pictures."
4
"Wecome to Sony Electronics! If you know your party's extension please press pound followed by the number."
"Press one for Computers, two for Cameras and Camcorders, Three for TV and Video, or Four for Movies, Music & Games.
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"Welcome to Games at Sony Style! To hear about our big sale on Playstation 3 accessories, press one. For information about special offers press two. For details about newly released games press three. To hear about Connect(tm) Music downloads, press four. For all other inquiries, press five.
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"Your call is important to us! A customer service representative will be with you shortly!"
<cue cheesy music>
for (int minute = 0; minute < 20; minute++) {
"All customer service representatives are busy. Please stay on the line and your call will be serviced in the order in which it was received."
<cheesy music>
}
<ring>
"Sony Style, this is todd. Would you like to hear about our big sale on Playstation 3 accessories?"
"Er... no. I just bought a new Playstation3 to replace my old broken one and now none of my games work anymore."
"I'm sorry sir, you'll need to contact our consumer electronic customer support for that problem. I can transfer you..."
"ah... sure I guess."
"Welcome to Sony consumer electronics customer support! Please choose from the following options. Press one for computers, two for cameras and camcorders, three for TVs and Video. Four for Audio, or Five for playstation and PSP devices."
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"For questions related to the PlayStation 3 system, press one. For questions related to the PSP(tm) press two, for questions related to the Platstation 2 System, press three. For questions related to the PS One(tm) System, press four."
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"Your call is important to us! A customer service representative will be with you shortly!"
<cue cheesy music>
for (int minute = 0; minute < 20; minute++) {
"All customer service representatives are busy. Please stay on the line and your call will be serviced in the order in which it was received."
<cheesy music>
}
<ring>
"Welcome to Sony Electronics - My name is Steve - How can I help you?"
"I just bought a new Playstation3 to replace my old broken one and now none of my games work anymore."
"Are you sure that your unit is plugged in correctly and you've turn on the power?"
"Yes, of course!"
"Have you put the game you want to play into the Playstation System?"
"... yes."
"One moment."
<cheesy music>
"I just spoke with my manager. You'll need to send in your games to our customer care center for reprogramming with a copy of all receipts from time of purchase. After we have finished processing the request, you will recieve new disks back in the mail that can be reprogrammed to your new PS3."
"How long is this going to take?"
"Processing usually takes two to three weeks."
"I don't think I still have the receipts from when I bought my games, some of them are nearly 4 years old!"
"Well, send in the ones that you do have. I've been also told that I'm authorized to replace any of the other disks without receipts for half off the suggested retail price."
"Those games can be found in the bargain bins at best buy for under $20 now! It would cost me less to just buy them again!"
"I'm sorry, that's the best I can do for you sir."
<click>
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