That's going to be the new line from detractors.
"Sure they sold 1 million. But that's only half of the 2 million they promised!"
"They promised to launch in the spring so 1 million or 2 million by the end of 2006 spells DOOM for Sony! X360 FTW!"
You understimate detractors. Surely they will say, "You promised 4M, and denied shortages, hinted at a 50% drop, then denied that, THEN announced 2M as if you always had promised that... and THEN shipped 1M, and got all excited about hitting your 'goal' of 1M units. Oh, and you were 9 months late. 360 FTW!"
See, detractors can do better that that! Or a more snide one liner would be:
"PS3 Launch: KK demoted. 'Nuff said".
Or if you want to be cheeky:
Cost to render 120 seconds of CGI for E3: $7,500,000
Cost to Launch 4M PS3s Worldwide: $900,000,000
Unforseen Diode Costs: $800,000,000
Retail PS3: $599
2 Games and a Controller: $160
Look on consumers faces when they play Untold Legend: Priceless.
These roll off the tongue as easy as the M$ slams and the Wii Wii jokes. The joys of parity
You really need to work on your detractor immitation. Although I think I about killed one this weekend when I said I was seriously thinking about getting a PS3. Something like how when you say you don't believe in fairies one dies, but in this case Xbox fans die when you say you will buy a PS3. Give it a try sometime, it could thin out the forums some!