Having just seen the mario galaxy reviews it dawned on me; I've GOT to buy a wii. So since I dont have much money I needed a plan....
Thanks to the genius of nintendo marketing, and my ability to pitch products as a salesman, It became clear what I needed to do....
(siting round the dinner table with familiiy) I first of all introduced how fun the Wii could be for party activities at Xmas. And talked about how much value it could add as a social activity for us all to take part in, Of course everyones heard of the wii anyway so I already had a great advantage.... and then came the important bit.... I recommended to my family that we could all chip in and contribute, that way it wouldnt be too expensive for any1 person. SO after telling my mum about Wii Fit, she was sold....(my dad naturally just goes along with whatever my mum says, so he was sold be default) And my sister about Wii sports, she was sold, And my nephews about Galaxy, they were sold. And so the contributions have rolled in and a purchase is on its way.
So now all I have to pay is my contribution of £50 and Mario Galaxy will be mine. Mwhhaaa hhaaaa haaa ha.
SO ive decided to write a letter of gratitude to Nintendo:
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Dear Nintendo marketing strategists,
Thank you for giving me the chance to get a Wii + Galaxy for £50, Your efforts to inform women children and familly of your entertainment system have helped me leverage some great advantage for purchasing power.
Yours Faithfully
Kye. ;-)
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Thanks to the genius of nintendo marketing, and my ability to pitch products as a salesman, It became clear what I needed to do....
(siting round the dinner table with familiiy) I first of all introduced how fun the Wii could be for party activities at Xmas. And talked about how much value it could add as a social activity for us all to take part in, Of course everyones heard of the wii anyway so I already had a great advantage.... and then came the important bit.... I recommended to my family that we could all chip in and contribute, that way it wouldnt be too expensive for any1 person. SO after telling my mum about Wii Fit, she was sold....(my dad naturally just goes along with whatever my mum says, so he was sold be default) And my sister about Wii sports, she was sold, And my nephews about Galaxy, they were sold. And so the contributions have rolled in and a purchase is on its way.
So now all I have to pay is my contribution of £50 and Mario Galaxy will be mine. Mwhhaaa hhaaaa haaa ha.
SO ive decided to write a letter of gratitude to Nintendo:
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Dear Nintendo marketing strategists,
Thank you for giving me the chance to get a Wii + Galaxy for £50, Your efforts to inform women children and familly of your entertainment system have helped me leverage some great advantage for purchasing power.
Yours Faithfully
Kye. ;-)
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