Invent your own bad joke and POST IT HERE!

[Guden Oden]

Note: you must invent it yourself, and it must at least somewhat resemble what we know as a joke, IE, try and be funny on some level. Please don' try and be clever and post something dumb just to, well, try and be clever, OK?

Since I started this thread, I'll start it off:


- Do you know why Mel Gibson isn't allowed to fly on passenger aircraft anymore?

- ???

- Because if you switch around the first letters in his first and last names, he turns into gel!

- AAAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!11one~1!

 

[MuFu]

How many straight talkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

 

[DudeMiester]

How does an elephant use an umbrella to cross the street to meet the cucumber vendor?

You take your Ridalin and stop worrying about it.

 

[digitalwanderer]

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?


Who cares?

 

[hey69]

a bit rascist but still funny

2 black guys are inside a car , who's driving it?
















a policeofficer !

 

[epicstruggle]

A priest, bill gates and Mr. T walk into a bar. Mr. T looks around and bellows, "I pity the fool".

rofl.
epic

 

[Mariner]

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

 

[nutball]

Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to.

 

[Deepak]

Why can't I stop reading such threads?

 

[Xentropy]

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

[NocturnDragon]

A camel gets into a bar and dies left side right.

 

[digitalwanderer]

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

"My blue heaven..."

 

[Guden Oden]

Mariner, Xentropy, you're supposed to make your OWN joke, not just post something you read somewhere...

 

[nelg]

A man walks home with a duck under his arm and says "see this, this is the pig I fuck every night". His wife replies, "that's a duck". To which he responds I was talking to the duck.

 

[hey69]

omg hahaha, thats a good one!

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish.

 

[Guden Oden]

Nelg, you also cheated.

This isn't a random jokes thread - please stay on topic!

 

[nelg]

Nelg, you also cheated.

This isn't a random jokes thread - please stay on topic!

Sorry, I will be more careful when reading the titles.

 

[Sc4freak]

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

[Powderkeg]

What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?


A pussy is something warm, soft, and wonderful, a cunt is the thing that owns it.