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A man walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar.
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A drunk walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a drink. The bar tender decides to teach the drunk a lesson and takes a glass into the back and asks a girl to piss into it. He then gives the drunk the glass and is suprised as the drunk gobbles it down, stands up and walks out.
The next night the same drunk walks into the same bar. He asks the bar tender for the same drink as the previous night. As the usual bar tender has the night off, the new bar tender doesn't know what the drunk had. Asking around the, bar tender finds out what to do and so takes a glass and goes to the back and asks a girl to piss into it. He then gives the drunk the glass.
The drunk looks at the glass and says.
"That'sh not what I had'sh las'sht night. My drink was'h red"
The next night the same drunk walks into the same bar. He asks the bar tender for the same drink as the previous night. As the usual bar tender has the night off, the new bar tender doesn't know what the drunk had. Asking around the, bar tender finds out what to do and so takes a glass and goes to the back and asks a girl to piss into it. He then gives the drunk the glass.
The drunk looks at the glass and says.
"That'sh not what I had'sh las'sht night. My drink was'h red"
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