I invented iced coffee

[K.I.L.E.R]

Amazing.

Half a mug of milk
A few spoons of coffee.
Stir until coffee is no more.
Add ice cream.
Stir until ice cream is no more.

Iced Tea. It tastes like the stuff you buy in the shops, only with a hell of a lot of punch (I think I put too much coffee in mine).

It also has a lot of froth on the top of the coffee (I could never do this before).

 

[nthd]

Iced tea is made using tea. That is why it is called iced tea.

Try hot chilli peppers and ice cream, that has a kick too.

 

[_xxx_]

I stole your idea and patented it, muhahahaa! I'll make millions!

 

[Bludd]

Sorry, I patented ideas so cough up the cash, because you all are infringing.

 

[Mize]

I think you invented "Frappucino" (aka starbuck's candy coffee).

 

[Davros]

I invented dehydrated water
and the giant bonzai tree

The one im most proud of is a Pogo Stick for Heather Mills-Mcartney

 

[ShootMyMonkey]

But then I stole and patented the greatest level design that can ever exist throughout the life of the universe itself.

 

[Davros]

cant be, theres no crates

 

[_xxx_]

But there is one in the middle where it says "planet"?

 

[ShootMyMonkey]

The planet is an artificial one created by a huge mass of crates coalescing into a giant mass that clears its own orbital path. That's why it's bigger than the sun -- there are just that many crates.

 

[Dresden]

Half a mug of milk
A few spoons of coffee.
Stir until coffee is no more.
Add ice cream.
Stir until ice cream is no more.

Thats not coffee. It's liquid bowel obstruction, whereas actual coffee is the opposite. Your recipe should come with a warning.

I can always count on K.I.L.E.R threads turning into insanity personified.

 

[NVNDA]

 

[Davros]

 

[neliz]

What if I replace "spoons of coffee" (remember, there is no spoon) with .. say.. half a pint of whiskey?

 

[AcceleratorX]

Sorry, I patented ideas so cough up the cash, because you all are infringing.

But then I "patented" the process of patenting people's ideas, which means you pay me royalties....

 

[nthd]

None of you can patent anything - the idea is already in the public domain.

 

[neliz]

None of you can patent anything - the idea is already in the public domain.

Ah. we can't tell you if it's in the public domain unless you sign a NDA!

 

[musictime]

This seems a very interesting post .

 

[nthd]

Ah. we can't tell you if it's in the public domain unless you sign a NDA!

Tell that to the world.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=iced+tea&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en&q=iced+coffee&btnG=Search+Images

 

[neliz]

Tell that to the world.
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=iced+tea&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
http://images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en&q=iced+coffee&btnG=Search+Images

ah.. pictures say nothing .. I need words! thousands of them!