A/S/L????
Your statement made me legitimately burst out laughing. Consider it officially hijaked and stolen to be used on other forums!
hehe, when I said that I thought of the episode of South Park where they uncensor everything and Mr. Garrison goes around singing "hey there shitty shitty fag fag" because censors deemed only homosexuals could use that word (much as only black people use the N word), I was reminded of the following exchange:
[South Park, bar, night. The men watch the Drew Carey Show]
MIMI
You know what? You're dumb as shit!
DREW
Oh yeah?! Well, I don't really give
a shit!
RANDY
Ng-aah, that word's kind of getting
old. It's not really... funny anymore.
MAN 7
Yeah, they're gonna have to come up
with a new swear word now.
MR. GARRISON
Well, they can't use "fag." Because
you can't say "fag" unless you're a
homosexual.
RANDY
Really? So we can't say __g?
MR. GARRISON
No. See, you got beeped.
MAN 7
You mean you have to be a __g to say
__g?
MR. GARRISON
That's right.
JIMBO
Hell, that's not fair! I should be able
to say "fag."
RANDY
...Hey, you didn't get beeped.
JIMBO
Uh oh.
MR. GARRISON
Well well well! Guess we learned something
new about you, Jimbo, you freakin' fag!
You wanna make out or something?