When I was 4 and my sister was 2 I was bored and wanted someone to play football (soccer) with. Girls dont play football I was told so in a moment of genius a plan emerged in my mind.
Whilst My mum was on the phone talking to my auntie for quite a while I took a large pair of scissors and cut off most of my little sisters long curly hair whilst she sat their quite happy and most co-operative. I would take a snip, and carefully put the hair in the bin beside me. With most of her hair off I took her to mum and said "mummy mummy, look, my sister is a boy now so she can play football with me!"
My mum's face went pale as she screamed at the top of her voice.......
My sisters hair never again grew those lovely curls she once had and to this day she is still resentful of that