Come on everyone. Let's hear the craziest things you did to yourself as a kid. I'll start things off.
1) When I was 5 I saw a commercial for Lysol that said that spraying it on any surface would kill all germs. Thinking that this would be an optimal way to cleanse myself, I subsequently sprayed Lysol on my ass after going potty.
It burned...............
2) When I was 11 I had braces. I was always intrigued by the electrical properties of metal in general, and my braces were no different. In order to determine whether or not the metal in my mouth was conductive, I took a 9 volt battery and hooked the positive edge to my upper row and the negative edge to the bottom row, then clenched my teeth.
Nothing happened.
Thinking it might take something conductive to fully close the circuit, I filled my mouth with saliva and tried again. Lightning flew in front of my eyes and my head jerked back forcibly.
Suffice it to say I never did that again.
3) When I was 6 I watched my uncle shaving in the bathroom and wanted to emulate him. Seeing as I had no beard or mustache hair of my own, I shaved off the next best thing, i.e. my right eyebrow. However I left my left eyebrow intact once I realized that something was wrong with the way I looked without an eyebrow.
Everyone from my mother to my pastor spent the next 3-4 weeks laughing at me as my right brow grew back in.
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So let's see some stories.
1) When I was 5 I saw a commercial for Lysol that said that spraying it on any surface would kill all germs. Thinking that this would be an optimal way to cleanse myself, I subsequently sprayed Lysol on my ass after going potty.
It burned...............
2) When I was 11 I had braces. I was always intrigued by the electrical properties of metal in general, and my braces were no different. In order to determine whether or not the metal in my mouth was conductive, I took a 9 volt battery and hooked the positive edge to my upper row and the negative edge to the bottom row, then clenched my teeth.
Nothing happened.
Thinking it might take something conductive to fully close the circuit, I filled my mouth with saliva and tried again. Lightning flew in front of my eyes and my head jerked back forcibly.
Suffice it to say I never did that again.
3) When I was 6 I watched my uncle shaving in the bathroom and wanted to emulate him. Seeing as I had no beard or mustache hair of my own, I shaved off the next best thing, i.e. my right eyebrow. However I left my left eyebrow intact once I realized that something was wrong with the way I looked without an eyebrow.
Everyone from my mother to my pastor spent the next 3-4 weeks laughing at me as my right brow grew back in.
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So let's see some stories.