You see, Crackdown 3 is mediocre because it is a lot like the first Crackdown.
I should be clear that I don’t think these reviews are “wrong.” Chandler’s review is great. You should read it. But a game like Crackdown 3 puts critics in a tough spot. Gaming fans (specifically people who pay attention to reviews) prize elements like novelty, production values, and polish. Oh, boy — do we love polish.
And as much as we like to say that game reviews are subjective works of criticism, it’s almost impossible to ignore those popular signifiers of quality even when they don’t really matter.
But this is why I feel so out of sync with everyone. If a game is “good and enjoyable,” you can stop there.