Today is my double-anniversary! Thirteen years of marriage, five years since me heart attack.
I'm an insanely happy/lucky guy.
I'm an insanely happy/lucky guy.
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I suspect causality between the two.
I tell my wife I had a smaller waistline, more hair, and got more sex before meeting her. Screw causality, it's all her fault!!!
I tell my wife I had a smaller waistline, more hair, and got more sex before meeting her. Screw causality, it's all her fault!!!
I got more sex after I got married, I'm the weird exception to the rule I guess. Did lose my hair and my gut got bigger, plus what little hair I have left is all grey now...
..still, I'm disgustingly happy and content. That's gotta count for something.
..still, I'm disgustingly happy and content. That's gotta count for something.
You had a heart attack on your eighth anniversary? What was that from? Surprise that you got over the "seven year itch"?Today is my double-anniversary! Thirteen years of marriage, five years since me heart attack.
I'm an insanely happy/lucky guy.
Today is my double-anniversary! Thirteen years of marriage, five years since me heart attack.
I'm an insanely happy/lucky guy.
Well done Digi!
But does that mean you had a heart attack on your wedding anniversary?
chavvdarrr
Veteran
That's what he had written.Well done Digi!
But does that mean you had a heart attack on your wedding anniversary?
Wish you health and never ever again try to have tripple-anniversary
Yeah, on my 8th anniversary 5 years ago. It wasn't what you think, I was trying to teach my kids how to ride a bike...
That's because you finally found someone willing to have sex with you.
I keed. Congrats again on, amazing how the years roll by eh?
Yes it is, you turn around and suddenly you're an old man...good thing I'm enjoying it.
Heh, from what I've read, married people tend to have a hell of a lot more sex, on average, than single people. Shouldn't be much of a surprise, really: no need to continually search for that next partner. Though I'm sure there are a few playboys (and obviously playgirls) that manage to have sex all the time without being nailed down.
Excellent. Now it's time to work on that porch so you can sit there all day and yell at kids to get off your lawn.Yes it is, you turn around and suddenly you're an old man...good thing I'm enjoying it.
I blow the family van's horn at the little bastards. My driveway spills out onto a sort of half-moon cul de sac that attracts every pre-pubescent nare-do-well in the neighborhood.
I got more sex after I got married, I'm the weird exception to the rule I guess. Did lose my hair and my gut got bigger, plus what little hair I have left is all grey now...
..still, I'm disgustingly happy and content. That's gotta count for something.
Yeah I have to say that marriage seems to increase to frequency to me as well. Maybe it will change in years ahead, but 6 years in it still works fairly well.
LibrianFriend
Newcomer
I wish the same for Digi as Daozang said.Congrats! Never thought you were more than 30 actually!!! Got the spirit of a youngster there!!!
