ROTFLMAO- a really funny rant

[T2k]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html

 

[nelg]

 

[rainz]

" I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. Overall, I wasn't that upset "

Lol ..

RainZ

 

[StefanS]

You should have added a poll about what the guy should do....

 

[Killer-Kris]

You should have added a poll about what the guy should do....

I'd vote for either options number two or three, most likely three.... but then again I'm just a vindictive something or another. 8)

 

[Atomahawk]

My only question is do crackheads have internet access?

 

[Wixard]

good question atoma.

Pretty funny article in a way. I kinda feel bad for crackheads though.

 

[merlin704]

I don't know whether to laugh at the story or feel sorry for the guy. Either way, great read.

 

[Eronarn]

My only question is do crackheads have internet access?

I'd say yes, how else could you account for things like Timecube?

 

[3dilettante]

You should have added a poll about what the guy should do....

I'd vote for either options number two or three, most likely three.... but then again I'm just a vindictive something or another. 8)

Those aren't vindictive. If you want vindictive, do what I'd do.

Discreetly wire a continuity circuit around the tops of the spark plugs. When the crackhead proceeds to saw through them, he or she would break the circuit, and by doing so, activate the five-pound block of C4 I would have situated in the gas tank.

Now that's vindictive, and insane.

 

[PC-Engine]

um..but wouldn't that also destroy your motorcycle?

 

[T2k]

OK, lets add some poll... any option idea to choose from? I'm thinkin as well, of course but I've got a sixpack to 'destroy'...

PS: Listening Zappa: Bobby Brown...

 

[StefanS]

OK, lets add some poll... any option idea to choose from? I'm thinkin as well, of course but I've got a sixpack to 'destroy'...

How about putting a combination of laxative and LSD on it. That would give him a hell of a smoke...