Predict next generation console names.

MS could shift towards Windows. To make it clear and Lifestyle-y, they could call the device the "Window on Gaming". Um...which abbreviates to WOG...
 
Surface Box
Or maybe plainly the Surface Console.
Or just Xbox with the model year, like Xbox '17, xbox 2020, and eventually xbox 2525 cleopatra edition.
 
I think I'm a rare breed on this forum; I really don't want Microsoft to make their console a PC in name or function.
 
Hello Best Buy? Yeah, I would like to preorder an "XBox One 2016 Home Premium 64bit English Standard OEM 1Pk"
 
Nextgen: Xbox One Two
NextNextgen: Xbox One Two Three

Makes about as much sense as the current name of Xbox One.
 
Xbox 10k

2.5 x the k of PS4K, so it sounds future proof, and when pushed they can pretend it's called that because "it's designed to harness the synergy of revolutionary Windows Ten Universal Apps, in the Xbox form factor that customers have come to rely on" and "it supports the Kinect app on your phone".
 
Xbox One 720 Essentials Live Service Pack Embedded Enterprise Server "Clippy" Edition

*Zune also a suitable substitute for Clippy.
 
Back
Top