teasy is severely biased !

[Magnum PI]

and i have some scientific proof !

teasy + PS2 = 15 % love factor

teasy + microsoft xbox = 18 % love factor

teasy + nintendo gamecube = 85 % love factor

thank you to doctor love and his love calculator



teasy + newcastle england soccer team = 79 % love factor

as you see love calculator knows teasy well...

one more useless topic, but this one is maybe funny...

 

[Gerry]

Conclusive proof that drugs and the internet do not mix.

Just say no.

 

[Teasy]

Your calculations are all wrong. I only have 100% love to share here and you have me sharing 197%!

I have 0% love for Sony and PS2 (-3% love for PSX).

0% love for Microsoft and XBox.

5% love for Nintendo and GameCube.

5% Love for PowerVR

65% love for Football including a 35% share for Newcastle United.

And 20% love for Avril Lavigne

These are official love share stats from TLSA (Teasy Love Share Association). So you can't argue with them

Disclaimer: These love share stats do not take into account friends, family or casual girl friends

Gerry

Spot on mate

 

[London Geezer]

......and even on these boards, football can find its way and ruin the whole geeky-dorky atmosphere...............

hate football... guess there's something really wrong with me since im half italian (football=religion) and half english (football=royal family)...

just cant stand the sport and it should not be mentioned here at all in my opinion.... if i were a moderator i would ban the word, like they do with F**boy....

and it makes me so f**king angry to see bloody fifa or PES selling more that other wonderful games only because they're bloody football games..........

 

[Gerry]

After carefully considering your well thought out and carefully crafted arguments london-boy, all I can say is...

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I thank you.

 

[Teasy]

I second Gerry's thoughts, and I would also like to add this concise yet intriguing argument:

FOOTBALL!!!

 

[London Geezer]

....how romantic.......


.......how enlightening.....................

 

[Ty]

Yes, Football is a great game. Soccer on the other hand.

 

[Teasy]

What is this Socc-er you speak of? Is it a new more inventive, less rippedoff, name for that Rugby variant you guys like so much that nobody else in the world can stand?

 

[Glonk]

Avril, Teasy? God...

 

[Teasy]

Glonk.

You better believe it.

Mmmm Avril...... *drools*

Just to make it perfectly clear though I don't particularly love here music.

I do think a few of her songs are good, but they wouldn't be my first choice to listen to.

I prefer Radiohead, Nirvana, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sterophonics, Travis, Soundgarden, Tenacious D, Emenem ect ect

 

[iscariot]

avril rocks

 

[Glonk]

I don't expect anyone here to believe this, but I did meet her when she was signing albums here a couple months ago.

And let me tell you -- her makeup artists and stylists must be superb for her major public appearances and publicity photos, because in person she's actually a bit below average in the looks department IMO.

 

[Teasy]

I just tried that love doctor thing. Here are the results of my test:

Newcastle United = 52%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 25%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 58%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 45%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=Xbox

PS2 = 15%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 27%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Teasy&name2=IMGTEC

I also did the same test for several others.

Quincy:

Newcastle Utd = 37%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 99%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 31%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=XBox

PS2 = 1%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Quincy&name2=IMGTEC

Magnum PI:

Newcastle Utd = 37%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 99%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=Nintendo

XBox 31%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=XBox

PS2 = 1%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Magnum+PI&name2=IMGTEC

Hold on a moment, are Quincy and Magnum PI the same person??.. has the Love Doctor uncovered a incredible secret? Or is this just co-incidence?

Misae:

Newcaslte Utd = 57%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 25%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Avril+Lavigne

XBox = 45%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=XBox

PS2 = 15%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=PS2

Nintendo = 58%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=Nintendo

IMGTEC = 27%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Misae&name2=IMGTEC

Johnny Awesome:

Newcastle Utd = 28%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 23%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 67%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 43%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=XBox

PS2 = 91%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 13%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Johnny+Awesome&name2=IMGTEC

Vince:

Newcastle Utd = 84%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 91%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 90%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 77%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=XBox

PS2 = 47%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 59%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Vince&name2=IMGTEC

CaptainHowdy:

Newcastle Utd = 68%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Newcastle+Utd

Avril Lavigne = 64%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Avril+Lavigne

Nintendo = 75%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=Nintendo

XBox = 62%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=XBox

PS2 = 32%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=PS2

IMGTEC = 44%

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=CaptainHowdy&name2=IMGTEC

Hmm, either people here are not how they seem or I've made a false prophet of this Love Doctor

 

[Gollum]

You have way too much time my friend!

 

[Teasy]

Glonk

None of these stars look like they do on camera on a normal day. But then, as I'm sure your aware, women as a whole don't look the same on a normal day as they do on a special occasion. The contrast is pretty big between no mackup and well done mackup. They spend bloody hours getting ready on a special occasion/night out

Also for all you know the poor girl could have been ill when you met her, or just not wanting to spend time making herself look great just to do an album signing.

In short, leave my lovely Avril alone

 

[Teasy]

Gollum

Your just pissed that I didn't include you in the Love Doctor list

But seriously, yeah I do have plenty of time on my hands right now (just watching TV), and I'm not exactly sober either

 

[V3]

And let me tell you -- her makeup artists and stylists must be superb for her major public appearances and publicity photos, because in person she's actually a bit below average in the looks department IMO.

I heard her sing live and I think its not just the makeup artist but the recording guys did a pretty good job too.

 

[Vince]

In short, leave my lovely Avril alone

Heh. I seriously think if she backed away from the "I'm a hardcore rebel; so fuck the system" image, she'd be alot prettier. But, Avril does have talent, so props to her.

I heard her sing live and I think its not just the makeup artist but the recording guys did a pretty good job too.

Can't be worse than Britney

 

[Teasy]

Heh. I seriously think if she backed away from the "I'm a hardcore rebel; so fuck the system" image, she'd be alot prettier.

Personally I like that look, but that's just me.