Swearing on assignments

[K.I.L.E.R]

//purposely left as 'float' to emulate the shitty IA-32 architecture.

Would any of you guys find such language acceptable on an assignment?
I'm not doing this all over the place, just in sprinkles.
The teacher is really cool with me, she's very nice but would I be pushing it a little?
I'm trying to be funny on my comments in my assignment, yes I do know that's not why people comment their work.

 

[Captain Chickenpants]

No.

Whilst it wouldn't offend me it is unprofessional and unnecessary.

CC

 

[mkillio]

Well, if this is a college assignment. Then I say fuck it.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I feel like such a rebel.

/*
I'm very bored, as will be demonstrated by the stupid complexity of my assignment.
I'm lazily emulating Intel's shitty IA-32 architecture.

From now on, Intel's architecture will be called "shitty IA-32" and not "IA-32".
I hate Intel and Microsoft and want to see both corporations burn to the ground as described in my religous texts.
If agents of ASIO are reading this, please do not arrest me. I'm joking. I think...
*/

 

[_xxx_]

No.

Whilst it wouldn't offend me it is unprofessional and unnecessary.

CC

+1 :smile:

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Why do people think I have a bad sense of humour?
I'm clearly trying to be funny.

 

[AlNom]

I did it all the time in ENCMP 100.

edit: and by that I mean when we got to the later stages when they introduced pointers and shoved some huge-ass assigment in our faces with little explanation of how to really use them beyond defining what they were.

 

[Bouncing Zabaglione Bros.]

Why do people think I have a bad sense of humour?
I'm clearly trying to be funny.

It's not funny to keep reapeating "shitty"-this or "shitty"-that. It shows a childish and limited ability to express yourself. Sure, a few times in choice places can be made funny, but ladling it all over just becomes sophomoric. You might as well add "Yuk-yuk-yuk" afterwards.

 

[Geo]

Putting that much effort into humor on an assignment is practically begging to get smacked over any error, with "If you'd spent the time on the work instead of the humour, you might have found this problem. . . " or somesuch.

 

[nutball]

Why do people think I have a bad sense of humour?
I'm clearly trying to be funny.

B- must try harder

If you have to try to be funny, you should probably stop trying.

 

[Hanners]

You might as well ad "Yuk-yuk-yuk" afterwards.

Definitely - Add that in too K.I.L.E.R., then you're really on to a winner.

 

[Simon F]

Why do people think I have a bad sense of humour?
I'm clearly trying to be funny.

You can be funny without resorting to vulgarity. If you don't like it why not say "optimal"?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Done!
My assignment's going to be the laughing stock of the university.

Definitely - Add that in too K.I.L.E.R., then you're really on to a winner.

 

[Cartoon Corpse]

i once used 'sleej' (no real meaning or connection to the app) as a variable name after prof was commenting on readability and style issues....cause im a rebel. i didn't get dinged. (i was a top student in those days)...everyone started calling me sleej after that, for awhile.

 

[zsouthboy]

In my code, you can frequently see things like

if boobs="big" then

while penis < 7

etc.

Who cares? As long as the program runs

 

[Simon F]

In my code, you can frequently see things like

if boobs="big" then

while penis < 7

etc.

Who cares? As long as the program runs

You've clearly never had to come back to a project after a year or two and needed to understand it in a hurry.

 

[Sc4freak]

//purposely left as 'float' to emulate the shitty IA-32 architecture.

Would any of you guys find such language acceptable on an assignment?
I'm not doing this all over the place, just in sprinkles.
The teacher is really cool with me, she's very nice but would I be pushing it a little?
I'm trying to be funny on my comments in my assignment, yes I do know that's not why people comment their work.

John Carmack did it, so hey, why not.

 

[Captain Chickenpants]

John Carmack did it, so hey, why not.

And if he jumped off a cliff?
....

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

...then why not?

And if he jumped off a cliff?
....

 

[Sc4freak]

And if he jumped off a cliff?
....

He jumped off a cliff!?

*runs to jump off after him*