Now there's no need for that... although a friend of mine once said "Southend may not be the end of the world but from there you can see where to put the suppository".I think nutball comes from Essex ....
Agreed. Leeds castle is very pleasant.e) Leeds castle .
Though if you can't spare the time for that, you can visit a "French Chateau" in Buckinghampshire.d) You can go to France for a day trip on the tunnel.