As John Romero frequencts a magazine rack, he gacks in dismay. Grabs the magazine, throws a $20 at the keep and makes off home in a frenzied state. Arriving at his abode, he throws open the door angrily, it slams agains the wall. His wife a up ahead in the living room turns about startled. Ranting and raving Romero is incomprehensible, but one thing is certain he's angry at his wife. She calms him down and ask what's the matter. He points to the magazine and says, "How could you?" She cocks her head sideways confused for a moment and then snears, "Do I look like a man?!?"