I'm also hoping for revised joycons. I actually like them as controllers mind you. But like so many other Switch owners, I also fell victim to the analog drift issue. It's really annoying.
Hey I guess I'm finally become the lucky one!
My joycons have no drift despite It got a ton of use. Be it in the bathroom (complete with splashes), played harshly by kids with their grimy hands in mosque every Friday, or when I detach them and put them in my pants pocket or my bag togethrr with tons of debris (mainly paper debris).
Anyway, switch detachable controller is really awesome! Playing while eating had never been this comfortable hahaba