JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I.S.T.]

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_961345.html?menu=entertainment.music


Stolen shamelessly from Rage3d.

 

[Natoma]

Well at least he can count on being big in Germany.

 

[jvd]

Well at least he can count on being big in Germany.

At least he isn't a chicken and a liar .

He got to sit on the beach with hot girls all day long.

What do you do ? Hide from me thats what you do. CHicken !!!!!!

 

[dreamin']

Well at least he can count on being big in Germany.

ja ja, ze germans and zeir love for david hasselhoff... I can't go out eat Weißwurst and drink bavarian beer without hearing his songs in every Ratskeller 8)

 

[rainz]

:? Eh boy

RainZ

 

[Guden Oden]

I believe Hassle The Hoff has a chance of being almost as embarrassingly bad at rapping as Bill Shatner was in his rendition of "Lucy in the sky with diamonds".

 

[L233]

I'm not really sure where this "Hasslehoff popular in Germany" myth emanated from. Popularity amongst a 8-12 year old audience back in the 1980s isn't really a good measure of overall popularity.

I have to admit though that taking the role of "Boner" in "Revenge of the Cheerleaders" was kinda cool in a disturbing kind of a way. No, I am not making that up.

As far as rapping goes... I am confident we have a second Eminem in the making.