i need to make a few $k fast

Oh good. I thought the way you stated that she was in a relationship twice meant you didn't pick up on me playing the joker.

So how would they ever know to do a favor? You gonna play the "oh..look at that...I wish I could AFFORD TO BUY that" game all your life? Besides, I meant talk to your cousin. You can be honest to her, right? So tell her you need a gig to cover your planned expenditures. Then she can accidentally get you involved in something. heh.

I should also point out that the most obvious way to have the money is that we make a pact here and now to do each other monetary favors (I'd say favors in general, but with man-whore already appearing on the first page I think we should be extra careful). Once you are in this pact there are no questions, just money changing hands as if by the "hand of god." The favor is always reciprocated and there are limits. Once you break the circle you get your nuts cut off and spend the evening scraping the bottom of a river.

Ahhh...the age old trick of cross lending. Money and favors appearing before you from what seems like thin air. "Gosh, he's a lucky one," they'll say. But it's not luck. It is the Brotherhood at work behind the scenes, making each player more mobile than they could ever imagine. Of course it makes perfect sense too, because as the more astute will have figured out it is never about having money, but when you have the money. With a group this evens out nicely, with the possible exception of Christmas time (but if it buckles then the group is not properly formed).

So, we all send you money for no other reason than that you need it and we trust you will pay it back in installments to other recipients on the list and so on. And...if you don't...we'll have to kill you to make an example to the rest. We're talking Polaroids and everything.

So, how much you need, when, and where?

You know I am right in what I am proposing. When it has come to calculating transportation fees for becoming a man-whore, you are on the wrong path.

 

Great. Then you'll learn all about TVM and have the realisation that my Brotherhood scheme was completely logical, sane, and, dare I say, perfect.

I need to stop answering in this thread. I was serious about the modelling but after that I was mostly joking...mostly. With "man-whoring" being bandied about I figured this was a bit of a laugh until someone came along with the absolutely brilliant solution to your current crisis. Digitalwanderer's suggestions had me thinking I was on the right track trying to be funny and inspired me to write all the tripe you see above. Blame him, not me!

Yours jovially,

Wireframe

 

Lawn mowing and computer repair. If you have any other teachable skills (instrument, computer stuff), put out some newspaper ads and charge $10 an hour, cash.

 

Maybe she's just waiting for you to ask?

US

 

get good at poker. wash, rinse, repeat. (alternately, do online poker, whore all the first-time/rebay bonuses. considering a friend of mine who lives on the floor above me made $1500 in two weeks doing that at one site... yeah)

 

IF your worried about stds you could just do a thousand fat chicks at 10$ a piece or 10 fat chicks at a thousand dollars each .


They hardly ever get ass so you should be safe

 

How about doing some nude modelling for art classes? You don't have to be good looking for that and they're glad if their model is not homeless or a drug addict or both. Plus, it doesn't take much time either...

 

You don't have to be a man-whore, you could also try a "normal" escort service, stuff like that.

Or you just merry a 90-years old millionaire...

 

Penn? Yikes. Best of luck brother because you're going to need every drop of luck you can get; as for myself despite an SAT score of 1570 (770V, 800M) and a 3.92 GPA from a wealthy suburban high school I was turned down by every good university to which I applied. I don't even think I was accepted by Brown or Chicago, both of which are second tier universities.

 

You wanted to move to Europe some time ago, what happened with that? You could study here with no problems at all and you could surely find some part-time work everywhere.

 

lotto

 

Seriously. With good genes this can make one money (or so my bro in law tells me). No idea if it'll get you a couple $k.

What's it for? Not trying to pry but you can get "emergency loans" from most banks. My dog got hit by a car (thanks to a roomie who left the gate open) when I was dirt poor and I borrowed $3k for his surgeries and blood transfusions.