i need to make a few $k fast

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  1. RussSchultz

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    Well, I'm back at man-whore, then.

    It's legal in Nevada.
     
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    I don't think you have to be Brad Pitt to be a model. I am not talking becoming Calvin Klein model overnight. They need models for everything and it's probably as valuable to be able to take direction as how you look. Hope that is not insulting.

    So, is your cousin single and looking for an anonymous hardware forum member? I'm so shallow...but "supermodel of the year" sounds impressive and twice! Who is this woman who I am almost certainly willing to forgive any character quirks? (assuming it is a woman...)
     
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    i've been looking into that... but I'm not too sure if they'd be all too thrilled to find out I'm on bipolar meds :p
     
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    haha noone wants to see me naked, trust me! well... they do but that's because they haven't yet and once they do they'll be like "ACK! I thought he was gonna be hot!"

    Good idea with the bartending...... that would be brilliant, I think I may do that once I get into college.... but right now I'm only 20

    oh yeah and I need the cash fast becasue I want a post-facelift E46 sedan
     
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    and I'm back to the HIV problem. oh yeah and I'm not in a possition to move somewhere.
     
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    hmm... I think I will look into that idea... thanks!

    as for my cousin... she's not married but I'm pretty sure she and this one guy are pretty much in a not-seeing-other-people relationship. And, I'm sure you've seen her on the cover of magazines, in Victoria's Secret, etc. Oh yeah, I live with her. It's cool.
     
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    I promised myself I would quit dating models, but I will make this one exception after you give me her name, telephone number, and some panties from her no-doubt exotic collection. :p

    Oh...right...I was meaning to say this:

    Wouldn't she be able to get you hooked up for a shoot in about 24 hours? Next thing you will be the next official Calvin Klein model....yeah, he's the cousin of her...whatshername... great abs... ;)
     
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    well, you had better be both intelligent and christian if you want to have any chance at her. also, you'd better have a good career. but did i forget to mention i think she's kinda in an exlcusive relationship? i hope they get married.

    well, I'm sure she could get me hooked up... well actually I happen to know a certain very big-name playboy photographer personally. But, I dont feel confortable asking for favors like that- I dont want to push myself onto someone.
     
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    Claim the family pets as dependents on your tax return this year.
     
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    Ask your cousin to help you out by modelling for a porno website you throw up. :)
     
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    I hope you are joking by being so serious about it. I certainly am (joking).

    You don't want favors from friends? If you want some quick bucks you will have to bend your rules for the day to make it easy on yourself. Nepotism is a wonderful thing.
     
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    meh. Its covered under medicare.

    And you don't need to move. Southwest flies there (and back) for a mere $250.
     
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    Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you open up a website just asking people to give you money for it? :D
     
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    Easy,

    Find a job that is nasty, manual labor and that you can get lots of overtime. Work in landscaping if you can find it this time of year and work your arse off.

    60 hours a week:
    (70 hours) x ($10/hour) x (4 weeks) x (75% left after taxes) = $2100

    Done in 1 month and a better appreciation of a job you DON'T want to do the rest of your natural life (but can always fall back on in a pinch).

    Dr. Ffreeze
     
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    well everything i said was true but i wasnt taking you seriously, of course

    i dont mind favors from friends... I just dont feel comfortable ASKING for them. i figure that if they want to do it they will make the offer, by asking I'm pushing myself on them.

    you know, we talked about that some years ago.... but she's a pretty different person now, I don't think she's be at all interested :p

    yes but there's still that whole social stigma about it...

    not a bad idea... hrm... somehow suspect it wouldnt work though :wink:
     
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    but... then I'm giving up my current job which I need for until august... and then, after monthly living expenses, I'd only have about 1300 :(
     
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    Once micropayments finally become accepted/universal I plan to add a "TIPS!" jar in me sig.... ;)
     
  18. Dr. Ffreeze

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    Sage,

    Ok, work at the new job until August and up the hours to 80 ~ 90 / week. Or Keep your 1st job and get a second job. Or keep your 1st job and get a 2nd and 3rd job. The 2nd or 3rd job should be 3rd shift if possible so you can stack them. Work about 90ish hours a week total and that should do the trick, but it won't be fun. =)

    Dr. Ffreeze

    PS. Lack of sleep might cause havoc with your bipolar disposition. It can also be very dangerous to yourself and others on the road so don't go so far that you are falling asleep at the wheel. I still can't believe when I had to choose between staying in my parents house and quitting one of my 3 jobs or moving out I choose keeping them (NoDoze and sleeping at the wheel were common, I am so luck I didn't hurt anyone!)
     
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    yeah I was thinking of something less less-fun than that :p

    but it may be a possibility... I'd only have to do it a month or so... hmmmmm.....
     
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    Dare I suggest you freelance yourself out at PC repair or something? Always a decent way to make a few bucks in a hurry, and there always seems to be someone with a PC problem.
     
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