i need to make a few $k fast

Well, I'm back at man-whore, then.

It's legal in Nevada.

 

I don't think you have to be Brad Pitt to be a model. I am not talking becoming Calvin Klein model overnight. They need models for everything and it's probably as valuable to be able to take direction as how you look. Hope that is not insulting.

So, is your cousin single and looking for an anonymous hardware forum member? I'm so shallow...but "supermodel of the year" sounds impressive and twice! Who is this woman who I am almost certainly willing to forgive any character quirks? (assuming it is a woman...)

 

I promised myself I would quit dating models, but I will make this one exception after you give me her name, telephone number, and some panties from her no-doubt exotic collection.

Oh...right...I was meaning to say this:

Wouldn't she be able to get you hooked up for a shoot in about 24 hours? Next thing you will be the next official Calvin Klein model....yeah, he's the cousin of her...whatshername... great abs...

 

Claim the family pets as dependents on your tax return this year.

 

Ask your cousin to help you out by modelling for a porno website you throw up.

 

I hope you are joking by being so serious about it. I certainly am (joking).

You don't want favors from friends? If you want some quick bucks you will have to bend your rules for the day to make it easy on yourself. Nepotism is a wonderful thing.

 

meh. Its covered under medicare.

And you don't need to move. Southwest flies there (and back) for a mere $250.

 

Hey, I got an idea! Why don't you open up a website just asking people to give you money for it?

 

Easy,

Find a job that is nasty, manual labor and that you can get lots of overtime. Work in landscaping if you can find it this time of year and work your arse off.

60 hours a week:
(70 hours) x ($10/hour) x (4 weeks) x (75% left after taxes) = $2100

Done in 1 month and a better appreciation of a job you DON'T want to do the rest of your natural life (but can always fall back on in a pinch).

Dr. Ffreeze

 

Once micropayments finally become accepted/universal I plan to add a "TIPS!" jar in me sig....

 

Sage,

Ok, work at the new job until August and up the hours to 80 ~ 90 / week. Or Keep your 1st job and get a second job. Or keep your 1st job and get a 2nd and 3rd job. The 2nd or 3rd job should be 3rd shift if possible so you can stack them. Work about 90ish hours a week total and that should do the trick, but it won't be fun. =)

Dr. Ffreeze

PS. Lack of sleep might cause havoc with your bipolar disposition. It can also be very dangerous to yourself and others on the road so don't go so far that you are falling asleep at the wheel. I still can't believe when I had to choose between staying in my parents house and quitting one of my 3 jobs or moving out I choose keeping them (NoDoze and sleeping at the wheel were common, I am so luck I didn't hurt anyone!)

 

Dare I suggest you freelance yourself out at PC repair or something? Always a decent way to make a few bucks in a hurry, and there always seems to be someone with a PC problem.