I made up a joke whilst in the toilet

[K.I.L.E.R]

A man sees a beautiful women walk into the bar, the instant he sees her, he shits himself and thinks, "What an amazing young lady". He walks over to her and asks, "Would you like me to grab you a stool?".

 

[PARANOiA]

I just sold my Dreamcast

Lol... wrong thread. I can't believe I posted in this thread. Kiler, you bring out the worst in me.

 

[Davros]

"I made up a joke whilst in the toilet"

And it stunk..........

 

[vazel]

I'm in a light-hearted cheery mood and actually laughed.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

I wonder if Rys finds it funny?

 

[Rys]

No. Squeeze harder next time.

 

[RussSchultz]

A shoplifter sees a beautiful women walk into a bakery, the instant he sees her, he shits himself and thinks, "What an amazing young lady". He walks over to her and asks, "Would you like me to pinch you a loaf?".


/two puns for the price of one

 

[Davros]

My dogs got no nose

How does it smell ?

It cant its got no nose

 

[Sobek]

Wait... You were in the toilet? You must be small.

 

[RussSchultz]

My dogs got no nose

How does it smell ?

It cant its got no nose

OMG. You ruined the funniest joke ever.

The response is supposed to be "TERRIBLE!"

 

[soylent]

My dogs got no nose

How does it smell ?

Who nose?

 

[Davros]

got another one for ya

my aunt went to the west indies

jamacia ?

No, the bahamas

 

[Simon F]

One from the late, great Spike Milligan

Grytpype: Stop the car. Stop the car.

Grams: [Car stops dead]

Grytpype:I thought I saw a Greek urn buried in the sand.

Moriarty:What's a Greek earn?

Grytpype:It's a vase made by Greeks for carrying liquids.

Moriarty:I didn't expect that answer.

Grytpype:Neither did quite a few smart alec listeners. Drive on Moriarty

 

[xatnys]

A friend told me this awful one:

What do you call a car being shipped overseas?


Cargo.

 

[Gerry]

Two elephants walk off a cliff.

boom boom

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Two cannibals eating a clown.

One cannibal says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"