DuckThor Evil
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Compared to a car in an identical accident, yes, it's safer. However, that's a useless assumption, and rollovers aren't the only reason. There's also poorer steering and handling, longer braking distances, false confidence of being in a 'safe' vehicle, etc.
So being safer in a crash is useless assumption, but those things in your list aren't? I'd say you are reaching big time with those silly arguments.