Cruise sells the statue of his daughter's poo...

[nintenho]

good grief.

 

[DemoCoder]

It's not body thetans, it's clusters! You need to run Op T VII immediately to clear this misconception.

 

[mito]

Tabloids are reporting that the Cruise baby is deformed...

 

[xatnys]

So when someone wins this, the shit will hit the fan.

 

[DemoCoder]

Tabloids are reporting that the Cruise baby is deformed...

A delicious irony would be if it were all the obsessive ultrasounds he was performing. Not to mention that an all powerful "clear" "operating thetan" with vast powers over time, energy, space, and matter, couldn't prevent this occurance.

 

[nintenho]

Tabloids are reporting that the Cruise baby is deformed...

I think the parents are a bigger problem.

 

[WhiningKhan]

no way thats baby poo.. ever opened up a diaper?

I concur. The one who faked this should have consulted his mother first.

Fake baby poo gets media coverage like this. The end of the world is long overdue...