Brits last longest in sex

Must say after a "number" of beers... its quite possible to go all day. My ex lists her second greatest all time orgasm to one night we were both pretty drunk... I've still got top spot too :p
 
sytaylor said:
Must say after a "number" of beers... its quite possible to go all day. My ex lists her second greatest all time orgasm to one night we were both pretty drunk... I've still got top spot too :p

Northeners... :rolleyes:



;)
 
Is this right L_B?

Taken from urbandictionary.com:

1. Oyster Card skmming

A obsessive yet mysterious pastime engaged by London Underground addicts.

Usually reffered to as a game, Oyster Card skimming usually involves L.U. addicts around the age of 15-17 who 'borrow' their parents' Oyster Card and 'touching in and out' at Amersham Station at the end of the Metropolitan Line.

The game begins at any nomniated station between two or more players and the aim of the game is to reach Amersham Station by any means possible, but 'touching in' on the Oyster Card reader so that a time is recorded on the station's computer. The game ends when all players arrive at Amersham. The winner is the one with the fastest time.

The loser gets left behind on the platform to catch the next coming train and must join the others post haste at another nominated station.
"Jack went Oyster Card skimming and beat Jane..."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oyster+Card+skmming
 
RussSchultz said:
Mariner said:
ndoogoo said:
Its all down to the UK's lager and beer consumption :p

Yep - we might last longer but can't remember it in the morning! ;)
Probably because you don't want to. (back to the ugly british chicks...)

www.models1.co.uk

Then click on any of the links that show the women that work as models for them... (btw models1 turned me down based on a pic today, but did forward my number to a few other agencies at least... *tear*)
 
Mariner said:
But hey, at least we don't have to listen to those awful whiny voices American women have! :p

Unless you happen to be married to a woman from Birmingham. Or Essex. Or teh East End of London. Or Liverpool.
 
Andy said:
Is this right L_B?

Taken from urbandictionary.com:

1. Oyster Card skmming

A obsessive yet mysterious pastime engaged by London Underground addicts.

Usually reffered to as a game, Oyster Card skimming usually involves L.U. addicts around the age of 15-17 who 'borrow' their parents' Oyster Card and 'touching in and out' at Amersham Station at the end of the Metropolitan Line.

The game begins at any nomniated station between two or more players and the aim of the game is to reach Amersham Station by any means possible, but 'touching in' on the Oyster Card reader so that a time is recorded on the station's computer. The game ends when all players arrive at Amersham. The winner is the one with the fastest time.

The loser gets left behind on the platform to catch the next coming train and must join the others post haste at another nominated station.
"Jack went Oyster Card skimming and beat Jane..."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oyster+Card+skmming



:LOL: :LOL: That's actually quite funny!
 
nutball said:
Mariner said:
But hey, at least we don't have to listen to those awful whiny voices American women have! :p

Unless you happen to be married to a woman from Birmingham. Or Essex. Or teh East End of London. Or Liverpool.

*shudders* essex just makes me cringe in a way nothing else quite can. Although women that are excessivley foul mouthed is also a huge turn off.
 
sytaylor said:
www.models1.co.uk

Then click on any of the links that show the women that work as models for them... (btw models1 turned me down based on a pic today, but did forward my number to a few other agencies at least... *tear*)
There's a reason most of them have their mouths closed. ;)
 
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