best/favourite console naming?

On one hand, I do appreciate the simplicity and comfort in the ordinal naming scheme of the Playstation, and I admire the impact that it had on MS as a competitor (not wanting to produce an Xbox2 to compete with a Playstation 3 and therefore going with "360" instead). I also think that "Playstation" itself, is such a great name above and beyond the brand that they have created, that they need to find a way to carry that forward.

However, like all sequels, the ordinal naming scheme at some point becomes counter-productive. Who wants to watch Spiderman 6? Nobody. Because it implies "more of the same", which is why after a number of sequels, Hollywood gives us reboots even when they could have maintained the main actors and just given us another in the same series.

When I was growing up it was always just "let's play Atari". It didn't matter if it referred to the 2600 or the 5200, same with Nintendo as it went from NES to SNES, then it was "let's play Playstation" or "let's play Xbox".

I'm pretty sure everybody agrees that Nintendo Revolution was a far superior name to the ridiculous Nintendo Wii, but it sure didn't ultimately impact sales, did it?

The Xbox One is pretty much absurd, especially considering their original vision for the console. I can't believe they couldn't have come up with a better name. They should have called it XCloud or something that invoked the vision for the console. Of course, since they've backtracked on the entire vision, if they had actually named it that, they'd be in quite a pickle.

WiiU is such a horrible name and so confusing that many staunch Nintendo-ites have blamed the name of the console on its poor performance. Which again, is flawed considering that Wii was a horrible name and had no impact on sales.

We also have Ouya, which most people don't even know how to pronounce and says nothing about the actual console itself. They'd have been better off doing some rift of Droid or Android, but that might have required royalties from LucasArts or something.

I liked the ideas of Nintendo Revolution as well as Xbox Infinity - with its tie-in to a sideways Windows 8. I liked the Dreamcast name, although that sounds more like a movie studio that makes cartoons than a gaming console.
 
I'm pretty sure everybody agrees that Nintendo Revolution was a far superior name to the ridiculous Nintendo Wii, but it sure didn't ultimately impact sales, did it?
I don't agree at all.

Revolution doesn't really roll off the tongue as a console name. Wii is elegant, and they sold it gloriously with that silly "Wii would like to play" pun.

(WiiU... lacks most of the the elegance and all the marketing, and ultimately seems to have gone as far as confusing some customers.)

The Xbox One is pretty much absurd, especially considering their original vision for the console.
Yeah, it's pretty baffling. "Xbox" rolls off the tongue and sounds perfect for what the console is, and the "Xbox 360" is also pretty fluid, especially since "360" feels like such a natural nickname. But "Xbox One"? It's obnoxious to pronounce, sounds bizarre as the third console in its line, and referring to it as the "One" has the strange psycological side-effect of making you sound like a horrible person.

"Xbone" would have been a comfortable nickname even if nobody was using it insultingly.
 
I don't agree at all.

Revolution doesn't really roll off the tongue as a console name. Wii is elegant, and they sold it gloriously with that silly "Wii would like to play" pun.

:oops:Wii is elegant?!?

When the console first launched and my nephew tried to express to my sister in what limited language he could manage that he wanted the console, all he got in return was confusion and frustration:

Nephew: "Mummy, I want a Wii"
Sister: "Shall I take you to the toilet then, or can you manage on your own?"
Nephew: "No mum, I want a Wii!!"
Sister: "I heard you the first time, son. Can't you wait till you get to the bowl?"
Nephew: "No mummy! I mean I want a Wii!"
Sister: "Ok, son. Just do it in your nappy and we'll clean you up later."


(WiiU... lacks most of the the elegance and all the marketing, and ultimately seems to have gone as far as confusing some customers.)

Absolutely, and following on from my previous pun, it evokes thoughts of weirdness and depravity:

"Wii U"... like "Wee on You"... (I'll get my coat and see myself out)

Yeah, it's pretty baffling. "Xbox" rolls off the tongue and sounds perfect for what the console is, and the "Xbox 360" is also pretty fluid, especially since "360" feels like such a natural nickname. But "Xbox One"? It's obnoxious to pronounce, sounds bizarre as the third console in its line, and referring to it as the "One" has the strange psycological side-effect of making you sound like a horrible person.

"Xbone" would have been a comfortable nickname even if nobody was using it insultingly.

Agreed on the Xbox One bit. Sounds like MS were intentionally hoping people would nickname it "the One"; almost like a reflection of their towering hubris they started the gen with.
 
Should have stayed with Nintendo Entertainement System #.
NES, NES 2 (SNES), NES 3 (N64), NES 4 (NGC), NES 5 (Wii), NES 6 (Wii U)...
It makes a continuity, makes also sense with retro compatibility and makes it clear that you released a new system...

(Also shows the clueless that we are at the 6th generation of game consoles...)
 
Nephew: "Mummy, I want a Wii"
Sister: "Shall I take you to the toilet then, or can you manage on your own?"
Reminds me of that disastrous "Wee for a Wii" radio show competition early after the console's launch (when demand still radically outstripped supply somehow, despite Wii's incredibly basic hardware make-up), where some woman died after drinking several liters of water in a short timespan.
 
Reminds me of that disastrous "Wee for a Wii" radio show competition early after the console's launch (when demand still radically outstripped supply somehow, despite Wii's incredibly basic hardware make-up), where some woman died after drinking several liters of water in a short timespan.

:oops: Whoa!... never heard about that before. Will google it.

That's pretty catastrophic.

Plus, not enough people realise how dangerous the consumption of vast quantities of water without replacing mineral salts is.:cry:
 
IIRC she crashed after passing out due to the water overdose. It wasn't a literal poisoning, although that can happen.
 
:oops:Wii is elegant?!?
Yes. It's short and simple, it rolls off the tongue, it feels aesthetically appropriate for the console, and the marketing campaign sold the name.

It has some quirks, but I'd be astounded if they were remotely as problematic in general as you're making them out to be, even if it's fun to make fun of.
 
Yes. It's short and simple, it rolls off the tongue, it feels aesthetically appropriate for the console, and the marketing campaign sold the name.

It has some quirks, but I'd be astounded if they were remotely as problematic in general as you're making them out to be, even if it's fun to make fun of.

Bah, that's silly. They were universally applauded for the codename "Revolution" and after watching what the Wii did - spawning Kinect and Move and crippling the 360 successor, it really was a revolution. They were universally laughed at for the Wii branding (including the jokes and confusion mentioned by Prophecy that went so far as to spawn the radio contests that Grall referred to), and it is only after the console was such a huge success that people stopped ridiculing the name.

Again, I think that goes more to the point that the naming of console doesn't matter and will have little impact on sales, unless you're in a situation where you need to market the Xbox2 against the Playstation3 and the unwashed masses will automatically think 3 is better than 2 and put your product at a psychological disadvantage.

Hold your wee for a wii
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/16614865/ns/us_news-life/t/woman-dies-after-water-drinking-contest/
 
They were universally laughed at for the Wii branding
So?

I'm not at all denying that it's a name that people made fun of. I'm just not seeing how it was actually a problem, unless people literally confusing the name for a request to piss was somehow actually a widespread problem that prevented people from figuring out that it was a games console, which seems to be what you and Prophecy are suggesting.
 
In a thread about best console names, surely a name people deride is hard to establish as a good name?
Depends how you mean "deride."

In the market at large, I was generally under the impression that it was mostly playful fun. "Making fun of" doesn't imply contempt.
 
I believe "Revolution" fell as a name on that it's difficult for asians to pronounce. Or, that's what I remember reading as an explanation from Nintendo at the time. Not that Wii really is any better - it sounds friggin stoopid to most (english-speaking, anyway) westerners due to its similarity to aforementioned biological waste product, but hey - it's all water under the bridges now... :p
 
I like We (Wii), Pee Ass (PS), and The Ass (DS) because they are short and simple
For three part pronunciation, i like Pee Ass Pee (PSP) rather than Three The Ass (3DS)

Ex Box (xbox) also short but it just doesnt stick to me and to kids. <-- happen when i bring my xbox + kinect and DS to remote village. The kids quickly able to remember and mention DS but they hard to remember xbox name properly (every kids have their own pronunciation)

but maybe they and me are biased because "PS" is very big here (although we never supported by Sony until 2013) and it sounds similar with "DS"
 
It's successor was going to be called "Panther" even better :p

For this thread umm, I dont know!

I guess it just points out most console names have been pretty horrendous. SNES? Super Nintendo? I'm still not even clear on how people in real life say NES and SNES.

Wii, Wii U? Bleh. 3DS? BLEH

Call me biased but I kinda like Xbox, I guess. More as short for Direct X Box. But it's no Panther :p Playstation is bland.

Ultra 64 would be cool, bit of course they didn't call it that.

At least Saturn was a word...

Dreamcast as a name well, sucks imo :p

3DO? Another horrible one.

Game Gear? WTF?

Lynx...now that's cool I guess...

I liked Turbo Graphics 16 also as a name. A little too complex I guess.

Supergrafx, now that's pretty neat, just exudes power, as was it's slotting back in the day.

Sega Genesis was kind of lame. Hell you can tell that by people's annoying habit to still call it Mega Drive (even worse) in the west.

Sega Master System? Among the worst...

Xbox 360, judging the 360 part, not great. I think in time I even like Xbox One better. It still feels weird to refer to it as "360".

Again mostly it seems most consoles names are pretty awful.
TurboGrafx, most beautiful name ever to me, along with Megadrive.

Talisman :love: (a TBDR chip Microsoft created in the late 90s) for the Xbox.
 
From what I remember Talisman never made it into chip form. It seems to have only been a graphics technology R&D project.
 
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