Great quotes:

[nintenho]

What do you think are great quotes? You could have heard them from somebody else or made them up yourself.

"A reason to lack flaw is a reason to lack flow and a reason to lack flow is a reason to lack flaw."


"Uselessnes is the language of the ignorant."

 

[_xxx_]

"Life sucks, live with it"

 

[nintenho]

"Life sucks, live with it"

"Those with pity want self-pity and those with self-pity want pity."




sssssssssssssssnap!....yeah, huh?

 

[Hector]

"Life is a pussy. If you don't fuck it, it will piss you off"

 

[nintenho]

"Life is a pussy. If you don't fuck it, it will piss you off"

Did you think that up?

 

[_xxx_]

Did you think that up?

I have a real one, "Sleep with children and you'll wake up in piss" (related to dating very young girls, obviously).

EDIT: though bad for translation...

 

[nintenho]

I have a real one, "Sleep with children and you'll wake up in piss" (related to dating very young girls, obviously).

EDIT: though bad for translation...

...piss...sleeping.....young girls? what?

 

[_xxx_]

...yeah, huh?

 

[nintenho]

...yeah, huh?

Duders, you don't translate a quote like that and then not tell us why it sounds like that.

 

[Blade]

I'll go for the less profound quote, but I've always thought it funny under the right circumstances.

"Hey, it's okay. Mistakes happen. Just ask your parents."

 

[JBark]

My wife: "It's the stupid, ignorant people of this world who ruin it for the rest of us."

Me: "Just because I'm anti-social, it doesn't mean I don't have fun."

 

[_xxx_]

Duders, you don't translate a quote like that and then not tell us why it sounds like that.

Use your imagination: a 30-year old guy and a 19-year old girl is a good example of what that quote is supposed to say.

 

[Rune]

A thousand monkeys with typewriters would eventually write the complete
works of Shakespeare.

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million
typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare. - Blair Houghton

 

[Humus]

"The whole point of quotes is that you can humiliate someone with the help of someone else's words."
- Amanda Cross

 

[Diplo]

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

- Bill Hicks

 

[SugarCoat]

I have a real one, "Sleep with children and you'll wake up in piss" (related to dating very young girls, obviously).

EDIT: though bad for translation...

i think i speak for most of us when i say, i have no clue what the hell you just said.





Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

 

[obobski]

_xxx_ you make sense to me, :/

One of my personal favorites:
"J'ai toujours vu que, pour reussir dans le monde, il fallait avoir l'air fou et etre sage." - Charles de Montesquieu

Translation to English:
I have always observed that to succeed in the world one should appear like a fool but be wise.

 

[ShootMyMonkey]

"It is good to have idiots for friends because when they leave, you feel no pain."
- Thirukkural

 

[Shompola]

Khomeini : A minibus is smaller than a bus.

 

[Reverend]

"Show me the money".