We've contacted aliens

OMFG! The guys in Black Helicopters got to them! First they say they've contacted aliens, then they say they haven't! That can only mean one thing, the Feds have got to them! First JFK, then the WTC/Pentagon, now this! OMFG!

...and so on. Cue conspiracy theory #7823491243.
 
Here's what they said:

Dear Sir/Madam,

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Sub-Commander Qulon Zarg, credit
officer of the Trans Galactic Bank Ltd. I have a concealed business
suggestion for you. Before the Pulson/Darius war our client Overlord Argus
Vader who was with the Gandor Star Force and also business man made a
numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of Twenty
millions Five Hundred Thousand Zerglian Dollars only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war early this
year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no
response came from him. We later find out that the General and his family
had been killed during the war in bomb blast that destroyed their entire
planet. After further investigation it was also discovered that Overlord
Argus Vader did not declare any next of kin in his official papers
including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me
the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his
deposit in my bank.

So, Twenty millions Five Hundred Thousand Zerglian Dollars is still lying
in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me
most is that according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration
3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Episilon Prime
Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my
suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the
next of kin to Overlord Argus Vader so that you will be able to receive
his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall
come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the
necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Overlord
Argus Vader, all that is required from you att his stage is for you to
provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can
commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney
will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary
approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to
an account that will be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all
in the matter as weare going adopt a legalized method and the attorney
will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe
utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds
have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the
ratio of 70% for me, 25% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during
the course of this operation. Should you be interested please send me your
private phone and fax numbers for easy communication and I will provide
you with more details of this operation. Your earliest response to this
letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Sub-Commander Qulon Zarg
 
Leto,

Dammit man, that was totally ROFLOL! At this point it would not surprise me if the only reason aliens were to contact us was in order to spam us and fool our dumb asses out of our gold and inner organs and whatever else may be valuable to a galactic civilization. :LOL:
 
they're already here

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5897539/

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An eyewitness in Port Washington, Wis., described a large object that flew over her home at an altitude of 500 feet in October 1998. The witness’s husband is a graphics artist, so this graphic reconstruction from the pair shows a football field-sized, wedge-shaped object with flashing red, blue and white “disco lights.â€￾

‘Flying Triangle’ sightings on the rise

By Leonard David
Senior space writer
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Updated: 3:33 p.m. ET Sept. 2, 2004

They have become legendary in UFO circles. Huge, silent-running “Flying Trianglesâ€￾ have been seen by ground observers creeping through the sky low and slow near cities, and quietly cruising over highways.


The National Institute for Discovery Science, or NIDS, has cataloged the Triangle sightings, sifting through and combining databases to take a hard look at the mystery craft. Based in Las Vegas, NIDS is a privately funded science institute with a strong research focusing on aerial phenomena. The results of their study have just been released, and lead to some unnerving, puzzling conclusions...
 
Those'll be the deployment platforms for the new mind-control rays that the guvvrnmnt is using during the US elections.
 
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