You know you've been in England too long when...

[Sxotty]

People in general think accents are sexy, I was inaustralia for 3 months and people thought that our accents were sexy as well... Especially my cousin from virginia whom they thought sounded like gone with the wind or some such crap.

 

[Squeak]

You know you've been in England too long when... you start to glow in the dark.

 

[jvd]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

 

[RussSchultz]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

The obvious follow on to that would be "that shouldn't take long".

 

[nutball]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

The obvious follow on to that would be "that shouldn't take long".

Hey, there's still some of us left!

 

[Moloch]

Isn't there supposed to be a joke about bad teeth in there somewhere?

 

[Trawler]

27. You start saying Cheers instead of Thanks.

 

[Simon F]

Apparently most Americans find the English accent sexy... Don't ask me why...

I don't think they can tell I found that many Americans thought my British colleague was Australian and me "English". <shrug>

 

[London Geezer]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

The obvious follow on to that would be "that shouldn't take long".

You guys are safe!! Except you, jvd. You big sexy bear!

 

[Hanners]

Did you like the accent? Apparently most Americans find the English accent sexy... Don't ask me why...

How else do you think I ended up marrying an American?

 

[bloodbob]

28. When you don't bother watching England vs Australia in the cricket cause you know England is going to loose anyway.

 

[digitalwanderer]

Did you like the accent? Apparently most Americans find the English accent sexy... Don't ask me why...

How else do you think I ended up marrying an American?

I thought it was your rugged good looks and generally friendly demeanor that did it? :|

 

[Sage]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

The obvious follow on to that would be "that shouldn't take long".

You guys are safe!! Except you, jvd. You big sexy bear!

am I safe?

 

[London Geezer]

You know you've been in england to long when you've had sex with someone that london boys had sex with !!!!!!!

The obvious follow on to that would be "that shouldn't take long".

You guys are safe!! Except you, jvd. You big sexy bear!

am I safe?

Everyone. Except jvd.

 

[davefb]

28. When you don't bother watching England vs Australia in the cricket cause you know England is going to loose anyway.

you obviously werent watching
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm

hehehehe

mind you replace cricket with rugby league and your more on the mark

 

[PatrickL]

28. When you don't bother watching England vs Australia in the cricket cause you know England is going to loose anyway.

Was it not 28. When you take time to start to watch a cricket match wondering why they throw the ball with their hands instead of a golf club as usual ?

 

[digitalwanderer]

28. When you don't bother watching England vs Australia in the cricket cause you know England is going to loose anyway.

you obviously werent watching
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/3677690.stm

hehehehe

mind you replace cricket with rugby league and your more on the mark

Heck, you know you've been in England too long when you know what rugby and cricket are! :?

 

[jvd]

Don't worry I got my everlast chasity belt on ,

 

[digitalwanderer]

Don't worry I got my everlast chasity belt on ,

What about knee pads?

 

[nelg]

When you realize that your brown complexion is from rust not a tan.