What in-car song to get her in the mood?

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Assuming you want to, er, "prepare" her for you-know-what-you-want-to-do-with-her, what song would you choose to play in your car while driving her to your apartment/house? I'm thinking of some sexy slow blues song but can't decide which!

[edit] Entirely hypothetical for me of course since I'm married... unless I'm talking about my wife, of course.
 
Lil'Kim "How many licks"


[Sisqo]
Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(Niggaz got me pissed like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Lil' Kim]
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my nigga from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my pussy from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they dicks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
[*Moans*] Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
[*sexual sounds*]
Alright nigga, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to fuck
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha) (x78)
 
:LOL: ^^

You could try Carrie, from Europe. Although lyrics, now that I think of it, are kinda for a good bye... but the music theme is still goooood. 8)
 
:oops: Those lyrics are explicit.

I know I must sound like an old fart, but don't think I really ever have listened or read the lyrics of these "booty shaking" r'n'b hiphop "songs".
I think I must have stopped payin attention to them since about.... hmm.. Janet Jackson's "Nasty" :)

Is there really songs like that on today's charts? (I've heard of lil kim etc. but I don't think I've heard that song)
At what point did the world come to this. In my youth Prince's "Darling Nikki" was rude enough to make the listeners blush, but at least that song did it with style. Now it's just pussy cock fuck ass tits fuck me nigga hard porn shit.
Does everything have to be so 'in your face' nowadays.
 
rabidrabbit said:
:oops: Those lyrics are explicit.

I know I must sound like an old fart, but don't think I really ever have listened or read the lyrics of these "booty shaking" r'n'b hiphop "songs".
I think I must have stopped payin attention to them since about.... hmm.. Janet Jackson's "Nasty" :)

Is there really songs like that on today's charts? (I've heard of lil kim etc. but I don't think I've heard that song)
At what point did the world come to this. In my youth Prince's "Darling Nikki" was rude enough to make the listeners blush, but at least that song did it with style. Now it's just pussy cock fuck ass tits fuck me nigga hard porn shit.
Does everything have to be so 'in your face' nowadays.

Well, the video for that song was running on TV, i got it from the internet and it was a recording from a music television like MTV. Not sure MTV or VH1 ever screened it. The video is quite funny, no visual sex at all, but i think the lyrics were more than strong enough to keep it off mainstream TV. And Lil'Kim and Sisqo are quite famous.
 
Yes, I've seen and heard of Sisqo and Lil'Kim before.
Has anyone else wondered how amazingly long this bootyshakin' gangsta r'n'b hiphop music style has managed to stay popular?
It must've been like that for about more than 10 years already, and there hasn't been much progress inside that genre either. It feels like it's all the same and it's so monotonuous.
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:oops: ....GOD! I AM GETTING OLD :oops: :oops:
 
rabidrabbit said:
Yes, I've seen and heard of Sisqo and Lil'Kim before.
Has anyone else wondered how amazingly long this bootyshakin' gangsta r'n'b hiphop music style has managed to stay popular?
It must've been like that for about more than 10 years already, and there hasn't been much progress inside that genre either. It feels like it's all the same and it's so monotonuous.
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:oops: ....GOD! I AM GETTING OLD :oops: :oops:

Perfectly agree. I've had my R&B phase, and i've moved on. A lot.
I guess they feed on the newbies, on the "new" gangsta loving teens... But it will die out. It's much better now than it used to be, i mean at one point it was either Nelly, 50Cent, Eminem, [put name of R&B act here] non stop, 24 hours a day.
Things are changing.
 
No, I think everyone else are just shocked and offended by what you posted there.

You should be spanked for that.
 
rabidrabbit said:
Has anyone else wondered how amazingly long this bootyshakin' gangsta r'n'b hiphop music style has managed to stay popular?
Not particularly amazed. I would guess that it cheers up some listeners because they must think "gosh I must be musically talented too because I could write stuff like that" :rolleyes:
 
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