Oh... Is that it? Funny...... errrrr....... :|
no red nosed thingy? :?
no red nosed thingy? :?
What a crappy present
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london-boy said:Oh... Is that it? Funny...... errrrr....... :|
no red nosed thingy? :?
There is worse :
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There were three Medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.
The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had 5 squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had 20 knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor.
When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in). The battle raged, and when the dust cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms.
I guess this just proves that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
oh god.... please guys... stop this... my head is hurting.... :?
Joe DeFuria
Legend
CorwinB said:
Hmmm...yes it is worse. Because the proof is not correct. Seems to me that the squire of the high pot and noose is greater than the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
8)
Joe DeFuria said:
NO!!!!!! It's EQUAL... Unless i've lived in a virtual world where Euclidian geometry have different rules from your virtual world...
I'd heard a better version that had the tag lineCorwinB said:
The indian said "so the squaw of the hippopotamus equals the sons of the squaws of the other two hides".
.... which could lead on to the joke that was so good they named an alcoholic beverage after it. "Two Dogs"
Joe DeFuria
Legend
london-boy said:
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If it's equal, then all the squires would be dead.
The squire oif the high pot an noose was left standing....need more egg nog...
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