Tenn. county wants to ban gays

[John Reynolds]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...amp;u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

 

[digitalwanderer]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&ncid=533&e=9&u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

Uhm, what exactly will the penalty for being gay be?

(Oh, I think it goes without saying that I feel this is absolutely wrong and reprehensible...but I figured I'd toss it in anyways. 8) )

EDITED BITS: Nevermind, apparently it's "crimes against nature"

The county that was the site of the Scopes "Monkey Trial" over the teaching of evolution is asking lawmakers to amend state law so the county can charge homosexuals with crimes against nature.

The Rhea County commissioners approved the request 8-0 Tuesday.

Commissioner J.C. Fugate, who introduced the measure, also asked the county attorney to find a way to enact an ordinance banning homosexuals from living in the county.

"We need to keep them out of here," Fugate said.

 

[Joe DeFuria]

yup, there's nuts everywhere.

 

[digitalwanderer]

yup, there's nuts everywhere.

Hmmm....maybe it would be a good idea to support this then? And then we could just keep all the homophobes in one spot? :|

 

[akira888]

The penalty for buttfuckin' will be hard prison time. That should keep them nasty ol' faggots out - after all the last thing a dagnam fudgepacker wants is to go to a place, alone with other men, where he'll be forced to take showers nude with other guys, socialize exclusively with other men, and work out all day to get buff.

 

[Natoma]

I love this country.

 

[volt]

I love this country.

[ot]
Ahhhhh Forest Hills! I lived in Fresh Meadows for 7 years
[/ot]

 

[epicstruggle]

I love this country.

Exactly. This is democracy in action.

Now if you think people have certain rights that laws can not take away, then your looking for a republic.

later,
epic

 

[I.S.T.]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&ncid=533&e=9&u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

I do believe that is a violation of the 14th Amendment. Can't wait for people to argue that it's not.

 

[digitalwanderer]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&ncid=533&e=9&u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

I do believe that is a violation of the 14th Amendment. Can't wait for people to argue that it's not.

It is not!

 

[Clashman]

I do believe that is a violation of the 14th Amendment. Can't wait for people to argue that it's not.

Typical liberal pansy response. Like we really need the 14th Amendment anyway.


















Not serious.

 

[Legion]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&ncid=533&e=9&u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

how in the name of God would they go about enforcing such a law?

 

[digitalwanderer]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=533&ncid=533&e=9&u=/ap/20040317/ap_on_re_us/county_gay_ban

No, not gay marriage. Gays themselves. You know, they who choose to putt from the rough.

how in the name of God would they go about enforcing such a law?

(in my best "Southern Gruff Cop Voice")

"Hey boy, yeah you boy! Do you think I'm pretty? Do you? Do you want me boy? Is that lust I see in them pinko little faggot eyes of yours boy?"

(end my best "Southern Gruff Cop Voice")


Either that or dress up as flamers and lure 'em out in sting operations...

 

[Natoma]

(in my best "Southern Gruff Cop Voice")

"Hey boy, yeah you boy! Do you think I'm pretty? Do you? Do you want me boy? Is that lust I see in them pinko little faggot eyes of yours boy?"

(end my best "Southern Gruff Cop Voice")

 

[Legion]

Cop: Are you a faggat cock sucker
Guy1: Umm...no
Cop: Ok, next.

 

[RussSchultz]

Meh. Poke em all up the butt and see who enjoys it.

 

[jvd]

Good . Damn happy people should be illegal. If you happy there is no need to take drugs. Which means drug companys that make anti depressents will loose money .


We can't have this at all

 

[FUDie]

Meh. Poke em all up the butt and see who enjoys it.

LOL, Russ, what if you enjoy it?

-FUDie

 

[Tim Murray]

Mountain Man: What do you want to do now?
Toothless Man: [Grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

It almost goes without saying.

 

[Natoma]

I love this country.

[ot]
Ahhhhh Forest Hills! I lived in Fresh Meadows for 7 years
[/ot]

mmmm Fresh Meadows.