unfortunately my pet noodles would shout "doing something by hand -run away run away"
actually i call them custards a cross between customer + bastard
seriously these are clever sucessfull people yet total retards when it comes to pc's
custard "help the pc wont accept my password ive tried every combination i can think of but nothing happens im sure i did type it in corectly"
me "when you typed in your password did you by chance press the enter key afterwards"
custard "no should i do that"
custard "i downloaded a small logo from a website yet when i view it in windows picture+fax viewer its massive i want it small like on the website"
me "could it be that the logo has a white background and windows picture+fax viewer also has a white background so your confusing the background as part of the image"
custard "ahh i never thought of that"
and the latest one telephoned at 11:45pm of all times
custard "how do i make my monitor brighter"
me "by pressing the brightness button just like on your tv"
custard "oh i thought i had to click on something in windows"
actually i call them custards a cross between customer + bastard
seriously these are clever sucessfull people yet total retards when it comes to pc's
custard "help the pc wont accept my password ive tried every combination i can think of but nothing happens im sure i did type it in corectly"
me "when you typed in your password did you by chance press the enter key afterwards"
custard "no should i do that"
custard "i downloaded a small logo from a website yet when i view it in windows picture+fax viewer its massive i want it small like on the website"
me "could it be that the logo has a white background and windows picture+fax viewer also has a white background so your confusing the background as part of the image"
custard "ahh i never thought of that"
and the latest one telephoned at 11:45pm of all times
custard "how do i make my monitor brighter"
me "by pressing the brightness button just like on your tv"
custard "oh i thought i had to click on something in windows"
