That's why they try to suck my soul out of my mouth every night while I sleep. I often wake up in the night with a kitty 1/2 inch from my face. But never touching. They are super good at it.
Also I always leave a cup of water by my bed and little kitty has taken to drinking almost all of it every night in one sitting as soon as I lay down. She has plenty of water in her bowl and it is refreshed daily but apparently mine is way better.
She also hocked a hairball that looked like something out of Satan's butthole the other day. I saw it come out and didn't speak for a couple hours after.