not me, as long as the drunk has good insurance. i actually often hope that I will have something horrible for me and have to be in the hospital for a long time. I LOVE hospitals! The people that work there and your family and friends are soooo nice to you, they'll do anything to make you confortable. and you dont have to do one damn thing except for lay back and accept thatever they want to do to you (like shoving a tube down the throat, in the penis, etc... doesnt bother me that much as long as all I have to do is just let them do whatever they have to without freaking out, it's having to do it myself that I can't put up with). And oh holy hell if I were to end up in a wheelchair with brain damage and be incapable of doing anything except sitting around watching TV for the rest of my life. That would definitely be the good life, having people to not only take care of you but ENJOY taking care of you and giving you attention because they feel sorry for you! Only problem is that it has to happen either by me doing some heroic act to help someone or by forces beyond my controll. if i do it to myself everyone will just mutter "what a fvcking idiot, why do i have to do this for him- it's his own damned fault" instead of being all nice to me.
